Any of you guys use synthetic urine? For pleasure and/or test passing?

CallinCarRamRod

CallinCarRamRod

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UncleBuck said:
how about "gay people" or "jewish people" or "black people" or "muslim people" instead?

it's kind of a no-brainer, as long as you think of those groups as people.

you make the whites look so dumb.
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I see your point. Taken.
Ahh I see what you did there. "The whites"

Can I say "the feminists" or are they "feminist people"
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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CallinCarRamRod said:
I see your point. Taken.
Ahh I see what you did there. "The whites"

Can I say "the feminists" or are they "feminist people"
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you can show your derision for tolerant, inclusive, non-hateful people any way you see fit.

it's so sad to see how frightened you whites are over the changing country.
 
Oliver_Wendell_Douglas

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Drug Test really are a drag - I'm an old fucker and seems like I have to stop weed for longer.
Anyhow drinking a Gallon of tea or water (over 3 hours right up to test time) on an empty belly with a great B4 Night meal and sleep usually worked for me Till that one time after a 24 days of dryness tested and fail and damn it I really wanted that job. So I really felt like a dumb ass when next job try fake piss worked .. must be body temp. & get this I've done it twice and the last time frickin' DR. was standing right behind me as I pulled the bottle away from my inner thigh and like snake pour it in the cup.... With him right there & He did not see... yes
 
Singlemalt

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For all you role players: steeping mushrooms(hallucinogenic) in SU and drinking it is a great representation of the Viking Berserker experience
 
CallinCarRamRod

CallinCarRamRod

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Oliver_Wendell_Douglas said:
Drug Test really are a drag - I'm an old fucker and seems like I have to stop weed for longer.
Anyhow drinking a Gallon of tea or water (over 3 hours right up to test time) on an empty belly with a great B4 Night meal and sleep usually worked for me Till that one time after a 24 days of dryness tested and fail and damn it I really wanted that job. So I really felt like a dumb ass when next job try fake piss worked .. must be body temp. & get this I've done it twice and the last time frickin' DR. was standing right behind me as I pulled the bottle away from my inner thigh and like snake pour it in the cup.... With him right there & He did not see... yes
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What brand did ypou use?
 
Oliver_Wendell_Douglas

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I got it at a smoke shop maybe where you buy a bong - kinda pissed myself off cause it's like right by my house and drove by there the day I did not choose it and was dry for 24 days B4 I failed a piss test.... yeah thanks for reminding me hahahahaha
 
smokin away

smokin away

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CallinCarRamRod said:
So I finally got the call for my new job. Haven't touched weed in 3 weeks. Still can't get under 100 ng/ml.
Found shit called Synthetix5.
Anyone used it?

If not, what have you used?

I tried using my hand. Failed for "excess protein"
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:neutral: Know this guy who still searches for work in plants and such. He told me they have people peeping on you while you pee just to make sure it comes from you. What a fuckin job right? Anyway he said he saves it up for a whole month before he can pass one those real tough ones. Then they might not look on a pop test. He said he put it a glass vile and put it in a hand warmer from the camp store to make sure it was warm. Took real care and passed one but he said they can bust you for it if they catch up. Risky Bitch and is one reason why I remain retired.
 
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