montanachadly
Active Member
Hey guys im really baked and was surfing the net and i came across a goarmy thing and thought about how i really wished i would have atleast signed up for a few years when i got out of highschool. Now i am 27 and not doing much besides growing my own medicine and working. But with that thought i was thinking how nice it would be to own a seed bank and all that. Then i thought about those luckey bastards at greenhouse seeds that get to travel the world for the strain hunters documentarys. My baked thinking thought this one up here sign up for the army get a non combat job or even a combat job cause im rather handy with the guns being a montanan. But sign up and get to travel all over the world were i would go off on my own during your breaks that you have and pay the locals to show me to the amazing crops they have this would give me the opportunity to travel and get these genetics for breeding just like the seed banks started out. The army enlistment cut off age is 35 something i didnt know so i could still sign up. I know most of you wouldnt want to be in those kinda situations with the guns and all that but me i wouldnt really care i know i say that till the bullets start flying. It would be nice tho dont you think to have uncle sam and the army paying for your traveling and paying you to do a job while you go off fuck off and get stoned with the locals and find the good genetics wouldnt that be nice find yourself some nice little teenage hookers or not even a hooker just a few virgins at tha. Only two years of your life and you could have one hell of a story at the end of it to share. I think a bunch of us potheads here should do it just go sign up then we can meet up over seas go get fucken ripped buy tons of hash whatever. My buddy in the navy said for him to smuggle some drugs it would be no problem you know nothing over a kilo but you bring back a kilo of coke that you pay 200 dollars for of pure coke from some of these countrys and you could make a killing in montana. He told me quite a bit of him and his navy boys always bring stuff back. Anyone wanna comment lets hear what you think fun or not fun. A good adrenalin rush would be getting shot at ive been stabbed and had a gun pulled on me but never shot at.