Apt Next Door Loves

ganjames said:

It was fucked up too because those things are made out of plastic, so it's not like the hole is going to stretch.

And I'm up in my room with my pants off, spitting in this speaker hole, trying to coat in inside of the hole with my spit while evenly spreading it around with my fingers. So I'm basically finger fucking this bass speaker desperately trying to get my dick to fit inside of it.

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Beansly said:

Dude....
I was at an old friends house one time and we were smoking out of a pipe. I dropped on his carpet and it rolled under his bed when he wasn't paying attention so I reach under and looked for it. I felt a bong under the bed and wal about to get mad like 'why aren't we smoking out of the bong?', but when I pulled it out, the bottom had broken off and only the straight tube you put your mouth on was left. I pulled it out and in my hand is a broken bong stem, practically filled with what looked like Vaseline. I said 'wtf???'... he turned around and grabbed out of my hand and stuffed it in the closet....
Talk about awkward silence...

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jonblaze420 said:

I can picture a little 12 year old ganjames with glasses fingering and spitting on a speaker hole. Did you have glasses?

Beansly that sounds pretty dangerous mann.

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jeeba said:

Omg my friends mom left her vibrator out 1 day and there was 3 inch long hair stuck to it.To the OP just make some sweet luv to ur old lady at the wall closest to his apartment,then he can here it and be like o ya I dont need to watch porn I can listen to this guy fuck his GF!

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Beansly said:

Yeah....same friend...:
I was watching him tear apart his mother's room (this was in high school) looking for either pills or money, when we found his mom's dildo collection. Woman liked 'em big and purple....

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cannabineer said:

You should have put some Icy Hot in the guy's broken bong. cn

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Carne Seca said:

Type a list of your favorite porn movies. IN BIG LETTERS. Put a note at the bottom saying you hear his porn going night and day and would like to suggest a few good ones (don't sign it). Make several copies. Put one on his front door, his mailbox, his car, and any other public place that might embarrass and humiliate him. Your work is done. Oh, don't get caught.

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