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The Outdoorsman

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I’m leg wrestling champion..


Lol I was in the hospital last summer on concussion watch for hitting my head really hard and needed stitches (yeah not funny but), no concussion but they wouldn't let me leave for a few days. One male nurse looked just like a young Neil Patrick Harris. So I started calling him Doogie, (Doogie Howser). Female nurses thought it was pretty funny. Also my buddy's nickname in highschool was Doogie, my teammate and the star running back when we won state. Oufta I think this Spam is getting to me.
 

Olive Drab Green

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I don’t drink as much as I used to. I don’t even have the stomach for it anymore. Strangely, every liquor irritates my stomach except wheated bourbon. I’ve had times where a single pint of Yuengling caused me to puke. I suspect my gall bladder is shot.
 

Chunky Stool

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I don’t drink as much as I used to. I don’t even have the stomach for it anymore. Strangely, every liquor irritates my stomach except wheated bourbon. I’ve had times where a single pint of Yuengling caused me to puke. I suspect my gall bladder is shot.
Welcome to the club!
I used to drink hard liquor by the gallon and now I can't touch the stuff.
It's your body saying "Ouch! Stop that!".

Just wait till your butthole decides it's done with liquor & greasy junk food... :shock: :o :-(
 

Olive Drab Green

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Welcome to the club!
I used to drink hard liquor by the gallon and now I can't touch the stuff.
It's your body saying "Ouch! Stop that!".

Just wait till your butthole decides it's done with liquor & greasy junk food... :shock: :o :-(
Dude, liquor shits are the worst.

Yeah, I gave it up, mostly. Once in a while, I’ll have a double of bourbon, but I don’t push it anymore. It’s not really my thing anyway. I stick to Cannabis, Kratom, Mushrooms, Cacti, and Ayahuasca.
 
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Chunky Stool

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Dude, liquor shits are the worst.

Yeah, I gave it up, mostly. Once in a while, I’ll have a double if bourbon, but I don’t push it anymore. It’s not really my thing anyway. I stick to Cannabis, Kratom, Mushrooms, Cacti, and Ayahuasca.
I've learned to appreciate good wine that's paired perfectly with the food being eaten.
It's like an orgasm in your mouth!

Ok, forget I said that last part... :roll:
 
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