★ Atomic Squat ★

The Outdoorsman

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Oh, fuck yea. Sounds like proper fun. Yea, I don't get invited to go golfing anymore. I like to race the carts, and stomp everyone's balls into the ground. So, I bowl instead.

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Punk Rock Bowling is coming up. Way stoked bout the lineup. I go every year, watch the comp, then the bands. Then we all hit the Double Down and get completely shitfaced. Bacon martinis. Noms!
Oh what the fuck now you just pissed me off jealous. I love everything about that. Actually pretty good at bowling (and drinking)
Best I've thrown was 7 strikes in a row think I scored a 277 maybe it was 227, IDk. And no I don't know how to put spin on the ball, just left of center pin right down the lane.
*pistol fingers*

And as far as racing golf carts almost had one upside down on hole 6.

Also I opened a New Belgium Ranger IPA with a harmonica earlier today. Why? Because merica.
also because my jobsite is rained out and I'm bored.
 

Pinworm

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Oh what the fuck now you just pissed me off jealous. I love everything about that. Actually pretty good at bowling (and drinking)
Best I've thrown was 7 strikes in a row think I scored a 277 maybe it was 227, IDk. And no I don't know how to put spin on the ball, just left of center pin right down the lane.
*pistol fingers*

And as far as racing golf carts almost had one upside down on hole 6.

Also I opened a New Belgium Ranger IPA with a harmonica earlier today. Why? Because merica.
also because my jobsite is rained out and I'm bored.
Took me awhile to learn to spin the ball. I'm still pretty horrible. Definitely a better drinker than a bowler. We should fucking start a team. We could call ourselves The Gutter Punks! lol. Never heard of NBR. It sounds tasty. I'm still working on this case of Harpoon. Not what I expected. I have-a-the buyer's remorse...
 

The Outdoorsman

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Took me awhile to learn to spin the ball. I'm still pretty horrible. Definitely a better drinker than a bowler. We should fucking start a team. We could call ourselves The Gutter Punks! lol. Never heard of NBR. It sounds tasty. I'm still working on this case of Harpoon. Not what I expected. I have-a-the buyer's remorse...
I actually had to request and then proceed to chew out the manager because of 12th fucking case of bad beer they sold me. I make the trip, pay for a product, only to get home, crack a brew just to find out it's undrinkable.

"listen, I've brewed beer, I've worked at a winery and made wine, I know what every beer you offer is supposed to taste like. Are you getting a discount on the bottom of the barrel stuff? It's a waste of my time to make two trips for one case of beer that is drinkable."

I won't be giving them my business anymore.

Goosefraba

Oh and yeah, fuck it dude let's go bowling
 

Pinworm

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Used to be a good bowler but carpel tunnel and RSI took care of that. Still a pretty good pool player.
I've been eyeballing a table on craigslist for about two weeks now. The pictures make it look like it's in good shape. Felt looks clean. He keeps dropping the price, too. If it drops to $300 I might go pick it up.
 

Metasynth

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What a hater. That's the thing that sucks about living in the mountains. Roads are crazy steep, and windy as fuck. No way I could pull something like that off without eating shit. How does that thing handle anyways? I mean can you cut pretty sharp? It looked pretty responsive.
I descend 2000 ft on the entire 11 minute run. Facking haterz
 
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