Aw shit, the aliens are here

johnnyorganic said:

nope. It was an unmanned drone.

You remember, the ones we use to raise hell in other countries.

Now all set to raise hell here.

Law enforcement has been salivating over the technology ever since it was introduced.

But don't worry. It's for our own good.

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this......

Aliens aren't gonna come chill with us until we start treating every species and age group like real people. Even dogs, and wild animals.

Why should a species from another planet care to treat us in a civil manner, when we can't even do it amongst our selves, or the other species of this planet.

I didn't say they were coming here to be civil. They might want to eat us or something.

We are aliens... I don't see why they'd come back here unless they have more trash to dump like when they dumped us.

That's why we Americans are getting so fat. They're going to have to bring some serious heavy lifting tractor beams to lift us up there! They want us they're gonna have to come down here and get it themselves! LoL. Smoking too much.

RainbowBrite86 said:

I didn't say they were coming here to be civil. They might want to eat us or something.

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I still don't think they would be too keen on coming to a "One Superior Species" planet, because something bad could happen to them.
And, before us was the dinosaurs. If aliens came at that time, we probably got X'd off all the maps.

rowlman said:

We are aliens... I don't see why they'd come back here unless they have more trash to dump like when they dumped us.

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I 99.99% agree with this theory.

Either we were marooned here for "sinning", or (ancient) black people are the missing link and Cro-Magnons didn't really just come out of nowhere.
Because if the Cro-Magnons were really just "There" one day, killing of Neanderthals, then we should 100% assume we are aliens.

I think it's kind of conceited to think they'd want to come here anyway. We're probably like the ghetto of the universe.

RainbowBrite86 said:

I think it's kind of conceited to think they'd want to come here anyway. We're probably like the ghetto of the universe.

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not that i'm outright denying that we've been "visited", but if they are so advanced as to be able to navigate the universe and have that type of technology, i'm sure they could find a more interesting specimen than earth. imagine what THEIR world must be like. we're probably just some kid's science project that gets dug up every so often for nostalgia.

Total Head said:

not that i'm outright denying that we've been "visited", but if they are so advanced as to be able to navigate the universe and have that type of technology, i'm sure they could find a more interesting specimen than earth. imagine what THEIR world must be like. we're probably just some kid's science project that gets dug up every so often for nostalgia.

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My thoughts exactly.

Total Head said:

not that i'm outright denying that we've been "visited", but if they are so advanced as to be able to navigate the universe and have that type of technology, i'm sure they could find a more interesting specimen than earth. imagine what THEIR world must be like. we're probably just some kid's science project that gets dug up every so often for nostalgia.

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I think the chances of us being aliens ourselves is 1000X more possible.

It would EXPLAIN Cro-Magnons, and the missing link.
When you maroon someone in the universe, I bet you pick a solar system like ours (All the other planets are dead)
It would explain the need to believe in a higher being that humans have (We just want to go back, and forgot how to read the stories)

Johnnyorganic said:

Nope. It was an unmanned drone.

You remember, the ones we use to raise hell in other countries.

Now all set to raise hell here.

Law enforcement has been salivating over the technology ever since it was introduced.

But don't worry. It's for our own good.

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heres the article from the bullshit passing in congress... looks like the "terminator" days arent too far away it seems... i just wish people would just not stand for this kind of shit and just allow it to go all 1984 on us all...

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2012/feb/7/coming-to-a-sky-near-you/?page=all

and back to "aliens"... well there is a high probability that since there are SO many planets out there that can sustain life, including complex life such as ourselves... (or what we would like to think we're "complex") lol...


but yeah... it would be very interesting to see... and if they did come... it would probably be for "land grabbing" and would wipe out us seeing as we would be competition for "turf" so to speak...

it wouldnt be for "resources" like the stupid movie industry or "gold market" (i.e. cowboys and aliens) etc... wants you to think... they show stupid things like "aliens going after resources" like that all the time to influence your mind on what is "valuable or not" in order to drive markets up where they want them...

the newest movie or really "ad" thats out now is "battleship" and you know damn well all it really is... is an hour and a half Navy recruiting video... sayin hey... if you join the navy... you'll get to see lots of cool shit and blow stuff up like "aliens" etc... in fact now that i think of it so was that stupid movie "battle los angeles" and some other "alien" movies as well... lol

look at what I caught a photo of.. They gotta be aliens.. they just gotta.

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nuglets said:

i wanna get "probed" by the aliens. then given their drugs...yea!

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So go to a gay rave and have someone put on an alien mask. Tell them they can fuck you in the ass as along as they give you some drugs after. Mission Accomplished.

kinetic said:

So go to a gay rave and have someone put on an alien mask. Tell them they can fuck you in the ass as along as they give you some drugs after. Mission Accomplished.

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That was hilarious