Basho is Bored (The Haiku Game)

tyler.durden

Well-Known Member

• Oct 7, 2011

• #21

cannabineer said:

Not here - check "new posts"
... The Not Nude Nudity Thread?
Great god, what was THAT?
cn

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I must check this out!
I really like nudity
My clothing stays on...

 

Metasynth

Well-Known Member

• Oct 7, 2011

• #22

It's over now, give up
Smoke rules everything we do
Without it, we fail

 

tyler.durden

Well-Known Member

• Oct 7, 2011

• #23

Metasynth said:

Zero strength, fading
Rely on my saviour
Sing, my bong...bubble

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Hell, yes, my brother!
Your haiku skill is solid
Don't fade away yet...

 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

• Oct 7, 2011

• #24

Wake up lone, stretch, scratch
Laundry pile, nose convene
This shirt barely yes.

 

Metasynth

Well-Known Member

• Oct 7, 2011

• #25

tyler.durden said:

Hell, yes, my brother!
Your haiku skill is solid
Don't fade away yet...

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One time, at band camp...
Stuck a flute in my pussy
It screamed out "MEOW!"

 

tyler.durden

Well-Known Member

• Oct 7, 2011

• #26

Jakabok Botch said:

Haiku in itself
it was good to begin with
but rules have been broken

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Only by you, Botch
Your third line is not correct
Count to 5, my friend

 

Metasynth

Well-Known Member

• Oct 7, 2011

• #27

cannabineer said:

Wake up lone, stretch, scratch
Laundry pile, nose convene
This shirt barely yes.

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My nose sings to me
"Dear God, what's that awful smell!?"
It was just my nuts...

 

Metasynth

Well-Known Member

• Oct 7, 2011

• #28

Once more friend
Can we turn it up?
Sing three times...

Haiku, make your mark
Smoke, then creativity
This is how we roll

Three five three
Then five seven five
Whose counting?

 

tyler.durden

Well-Known Member

• Oct 7, 2011

• #29

Metasynth said:

Zero strength, fading
Rely on my saviour
Sing, my bong...bubble

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inaccurate posts
12 may be hard to attain
Stoned minds cannot count

 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

• Oct 7, 2011

• #30

Blurry carousel
of this familiar staircase
Damn drugs; missed a step.

 

tyler.durden

Well-Known Member

• Oct 7, 2011

• #31

Jakabok Botch said:

you my friend are good
i cant keep up with you guys
without simple words

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Your skill will grow, son
I can now see potential
Let's keep on the path...

 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

• Oct 7, 2011

• #32

Porcelain beckons
Verse demands attention's share
Hit "post"; RUN to john
cn

 

Metasynth

Well-Known Member

• Oct 7, 2011

• #33

cannabineer said:

Porcelain beckons
Verse demands attention's share
Hit "post"; RUN to p
cn

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Pee freely, my friend
Return when you are released
Hate holding it in...

 

tyler.durden

Well-Known Member

• Oct 7, 2011

• #34

cannabineer said:

Blurry carousel
of this familiar staircase
Damn drugs; missed a step.

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Must watch your step, neer.
The familiar seems strange now
Not like yesterday...

 

Metasynth

Well-Known Member

• Oct 7, 2011

• #35

Strange is relative
Whose to say I'm not an Ant
Crawl, keys far apart

 

tyler.durden

Well-Known Member

• Oct 7, 2011

• #36

cannabineer said:

Porcelain beckons
Verse demands attention's share
Hit "post"; RUN to john
cn

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Excretion is good
we all pray to this white god
He holds our secrets...

 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

• Oct 7, 2011

• #37

Rear view grabs my gaze
Brilliant dancing red and blue
Please don't be for me!

 

Metasynth

Well-Known Member

• Oct 7, 2011

• #38

Beauty? Not for me
Give me a homely chick, man
As long as she smokes...

 

tyler.durden

Well-Known Member

• Oct 7, 2011

• #39

Metasynth said:

Strange is relative
Whose to say I'm not an Ant
Crawl, keys far apart

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Relative strangeness?
All my relatives are strange!
I play with my words...

 

Metasynth

Well-Known Member

• Oct 7, 2011

• #40

tyler.durden said:

Relative strangeness?
All my relatives are strange!
I play with my words...

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Your words play with you
You are their slave, don't you know?
They hold your true light