Been Busted? Raided? Caught? Or got away on a Close Call? Share your stories thread-

[SFnone]

good stuff. i hate people who cant respect other people's right to property

I don't like people around me so much to begin with, which is why I moved way out to the sticks, but this guy came up and basically threatened to force portions of the property to be open to the public with some kind of legal shit I don't know about, (pretty sure he has no real ability to do that, but thought he could bully me or something...) then threatened to get the police out here, all within 5 minutes of meeting me... I was just blown away by the total arrogance and disrespect he showed... then for him to actually call the police and have them come out here and harass me was just really... I don't know, jerky to say the least.

 

[Budget Buds]

Nah, I wouldn't do that to an innocent animal

Ever heard the saying "Fuck you and the horse you rode in on" ? Get rid of the horse and problem solved. No horse to ride, no reason to try and get permission to ride .... Problem solved .

 

[doug58]

The thought of trespassing on property sounds odd to someone living in Scotland, we in Scotland can walk anywhere coast to coast providing your not in danger of life like a railway, motorway or runway or similarly stupid damaging crops or property.
Basically stick to the country code you go where you like.

In the state I live in (United States) you have to post no trespassing signs to keep people off your property. Police and Game Wardens (Department of Natural Resources) won't do anything to trespassers unless you first post signs on your property. People will enter your property to hunt, ride ATVs, fish, cut wood and dump trash unless you post your property. I will let people access a lake with no real public access from my property if they ask but if they don't ask I get pretty pissed about trespassing.

I used to live in a grasslands state where farmers owned large tracts of land. They get pretty hostile to people entering their property to hunt pheasants and won't allow hunters on their land without paying. But we were often allowed to hunt on these farms if we asked and promised to only shoot rabbits which was fine with the people I hunted with as rabbits were never hunted for sport in the region by natives of the state. If farmers shot rabbits they just fed them to their dogs.

It was nothing to go out with a group of friends and shoot 20 rabbits in a few hours after the first few good snow falls.

 

[smokin away]

I don't like people around me so much to begin with, which is why I moved way out to the sticks, but this guy came up and basically threatened to force portions of the property to be open to the public with some kind of legal shit I don't know about, (pretty sure he has no real ability to do that, but thought he could bully me or something...) then threatened to get the police out here, all within 5 minutes of meeting me... I was just blown away by the total arrogance and disrespect he showed... then for him to actually call the police and have them come out here and harass me was just really... I don't know, jerky to say the least.

Ya, I tried living in a small rural town. Years later I put two and two together. The cops were crooked siding with the homeys. I was forced out of the place through what they call "forfeiture" and was not prosecuted cause the Attorney pushed a trial by jury. I was unduly arrested for cultivation of one single plant even after I had erected an eight foot fence to keep them from grazing horses on my property. I guess it takes money to protect ones liberties in the US and is why we see very elaborate fences with gates sporting digital entry. Let's end all this crap and end Qualified Immunity which gives the law free reign. Vote Libertarian and protect your liberties.

 

[SFnone]

Ya, I tried living in a small rural town. Years later I put two and two together. The cops were crooked siding with the homeys. I was forced out of the place through what they call "forfeiture" and was not prosecuted cause the Attorney pushed a trial by jury. I was unduly arrested for cultivation of one single plant even after I had erected an eight foot fence to keep them from grazing horses on my property. I guess it takes money to protect ones liberties in the US and is why we see very elaborate fences with gates sporting digital entry. Let's end all this crap and end Qualified Immunity which gives the law free reign. Vote Libertarian and protect your liberties.

While I agree with some of this, I'm not sure I understand your logic here... You say vote libertarian to protect your liberties, but the libertarian party has no chance of winning, and voting Libertarian is the equivalent to not voting at all... This election is too big to waste a vote on a party that simply cannot win. Vote libertarian, and have your voice mean nothing. Is that really protecting your liberties? or is it just allowing others to decide for you? seems kind of like the opposite to me...

 

[TychoMonolyth]

just the other day this guy that just moved in down the street about 2 miles away from me, came up on my property and confronted me, saying he wanted to ride his horses through my land. I said no, and he said he already trespassed and came right up to my house and saw my garden. I have well over the legal limit going, and he says he is going to the cops if I don't allow him permanent access through some kind of legal documentation... I guess he works at a local law firm and is trying to bully me into basically forfeiting a chunk of my property. Fuck this guy. I'll either mover everything or cut it all...

I'd pull the plants then poison his fucking horse.

 

[TychoMonolyth]

I had two large paper yard waste bags full of fresh bud. The bags had started to heat up and I was going to move them off site to dry the next day, so I stuck them in my chest freezer in the garage. After waiting too long to move it, I decided to let them freeze over and I'd dry and tumble it for hash. The procrastinator that I am let that weed stay in my freezer for about 2 weeks. Every time I'd open it to pull something out, the garage would fill with the smell of fresh weed.

I always leave my front garage door opened about 6 inches for my cats to come and go as they please. So the cops drive by one evening and spot the partially open garage door. They pull in and walk into my garage and knock on the door. I was away for the weekend but my daughter opens the door and they ask if everything is all right. There was a few break ins in the area and stuff in garages was stolen. The cops were checking if everything was ok. The 2 cops were standing next to 20 lbs of fresh stinky weed and didn't know it. lol.

When I got home and heard about the cops doing a home check, I opened the freezer to see if it was still there. Yup. Nice and frozen.
The weed ended up staying in there until February. I went to the freezer to pull something out and both bags were gone!! Fuckers!!!

Now that they know I had weed here, they might be back this year.
I have motion detectors, cameras and a 19 shot CO2 Beretta Pellet gun.

Don't worry, it'll hurt if I shoot them in the face 10 times at 420 feet per second 12 feet away.
I'll take their wallets, money and car full of stash and let them run away on foot before I call the cops. Hopefully the coyote/wolf hybrids in this area will get them.

 

[Star Dog]

Yes been busted my neighbour stuck me in a squad of police arrived early morning and rudely interrupted my beauty sleep... Cunt,s
2x tents with all the running gear I'd gathered over the years 12/14 plants 4 in flower, I had the light burning in veg anyway so I was also trying autos at the time.

On another occasion I'm coming home from Amsterdam, I had a couple of quid the night before I left so I went around the coffee shops buying various hash and grass, white window was the in strain at the time.
So I've packed into my sunglasses case, sorted everything that I must take out of my pockets, tin, keys change etc, I gets to the airport rolled a cig before going in then away I went heading home...
I've got the weed in my breast pocket, the type that you got into from a zip in the zip fillet... I approached the scanner emptied the necessary items walked through... BEEP.. BEEP.. BEEP! I'm thinking oh I'm fucked!
The chap gestures he wants to pat me down, he finds my fucking rolling tin in my pocket (IDIOT) as he continues to search he feels the case and asks "what is that" I replied "it's my glasses case" he said "I'll need to see it" oh shit I said but not aloud, so I'm standing with my arms out thinking well OK take it, I sure ain't volunteering me on a plate... Ffs next thing he hands me my tin etc and said enjoy your flight sir, I don't know htf I managed to keep my composure I was fucking bricking it, needless to say I never for a second thought at that moment I'd be on my flight home... Afterwards I considered ditching it on the plane thinking will he contact my destination???
Anyway I brassed it out and all was OK, all that for little more than 1.5oz

I've wondered from that day to this wtf happened, my best guess is that the tobacco tin had taken his mind off my pocket

 

[smokin away]

While I agree with some of this, I'm not sure I understand your logic here... You say vote libertarian to protect your liberties, but the libertarian party has no chance of winning, and voting Libertarian is the equivalent to not voting at all... This election is too big to waste a vote on a party that simply cannot win. Vote libertarian, and have your voice mean nothing. Is that really protecting your liberties? or is it just allowing others to decide for you? seems kind of like the opposite to me...

Ya, vote for higher taxes, continued inflation and people who don't give a damn about our personal Liberties is a bigger waste. Just vote for what works for you. Horses are really a bitch but remember it's the person riding the horse that's the bigger problem.

 

[ttystikk]

Ya, I tried living in a small rural town. Years later I put two and two together. The cops were crooked siding with the homeys. I was forced out of the place through what they call "forfeiture" and was not prosecuted cause the Attorney pushed a trial by jury. I was unduly arrested for cultivation of one single plant even after I had erected an eight foot fence to keep them from grazing horses on my property. I guess it takes money to protect ones liberties in the US and is why we see very elaborate fences with gates sporting digital entry. Let's end all this crap and end Qualified Immunity which gives the law free reign. Vote Libertarian and protect your liberties.

Libertarians won't do that but progressives will.

 

[ttystikk]

While I agree with some of this, I'm not sure I understand your logic here... You say vote libertarian to protect your liberties, but the libertarian party has no chance of winning, and voting Libertarian is the equivalent to not voting at all... This election is too big to waste a vote on a party that simply cannot win. Vote libertarian, and have your voice mean nothing. Is that really protecting your liberties? or is it just allowing others to decide for you? seems kind of like the opposite to me...

At the risk of touching off a political discussion, keep in mind that if a party doesn't think it has to work for your vote, THEY WON'T.

So make them earn it; that means withholding it until they give you a good reason to vote for them. And 'but the other guy bad!' isn't good enough.

 

[stalebiscuit]

I had two large paper yard waste bags full of fresh bud. The bags had started to heat up and I was going to move them off site to dry the next day, so I stuck them in my chest freezer in the garage. After waiting too long to move it, I decided to let them freeze over and I'd dry and tumble it for hash. The procrastinator that I am let that weed stay in my freezer for about 2 weeks. Every time I'd open it to pull something out, the garage would fill with the smell of fresh weed.

I always leave my front garage door opened about 6 inches for my cats to come and go as they please. So the cops drive by one evening and spot the partially open garage door. They pull in and walk into my garage and knock on the door. I was away for the weekend but my daughter opens the door and they ask if everything is all right. There was a few break ins in the area and stuff in garages was stolen. The cops were checking if everything was ok. The 2 cops were standing next to 20 lbs of fresh stinky weed and didn't know it. lol.

When I got home and heard about the cops doing a home check, I opened the freezer to see if it was still there. Yup. Nice and frozen.
The weed ended up staying in there until February. I went to the freezer to pull something out and both bags were gone!! Fuckers!!!

Now that they know I had weed here, they might be back this year.
I have motion detectors, cameras and a 19 shot CO2 Beretta Pellet gun.
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Don't worry, it'll hurt if I shoot them in the face 10 times at 420 feet per second 12 feet away.
I'll take their wallets, money and car full of stash and let them run away on foot before I call the cops. Hopefully the coyote/wolf hybrids in this area will get them.

to be honest that pellet gun would be just enough to really piss off a criminal. get a real gun and be done with it

 

[TychoMonolyth]

to be honest that pellet gun would be just enough to really piss off a criminal. get a real gun and be done with it

Obviously, you were never shot in the face 10 times with a CO2 pellet gun. If I can sink the plug in a 2x2, it'll fuck them up plenty. I'm a pretty intimidating guy to start with and could simply take their shit, but why should I exert myself if I don't have to?

Remember, these are just punks, not HA Nomads.

 

[Dopesmoka]

Crickets crickets lol. I’ve never been caught growing or anything it’s still illegal in my state by the way but I’ve got pulled over and searched before and they found a gram and really tore my car apart after finding it and then didn’t even give me a ticket, just left with my car inner door panels off and my radio ripped out lol

In South Carolina I went to jail over a gram when I got pulled over and a manager that I had who was white got pulled over with 7 grams (it was 3 hours away in North Carolina tho) and got a ticket then some years past I’m back in Cali get arrested wit about 12oz’s and didn’t even get charged for it I didn’t get my weed back either

 

[Kalebaiden]

Back when I was in my mid-junkie times, I had some friends at the end of my alley and I was at the other end of it (same block).

Every morning, I would pour myself coffee, light a joint and walk down the alley to my friends house and we'd all get the day started with coffee and joints.

During the day, all sorts of folks would stop by and someone would sell them weed and this was all day, everyday.

Well, I had a gram bag and a joint one of these days and a shit ton of candy wrappers because I was trying to quit meth and candy helped.

*shave and a haircut knock at the door*

Junkie girl answers the door.

O.P.P. THIS IS A RAID!!!!!

Well...shit.

Shot guns and rifles pointed at everyone.

The lecture happens....blah blah blah...not really paying attention.... I'm insanely calm and collected considering what the fuck.

Officer bright eyes sees I'm not freaking out and tries to scare me...:stoneface:...

O-Are you on something? This is a raid!
Me- Nope and I can see that. :more stoneface:
O-Don't lie to me! What are you on?
Me- :smirk: (smart ass comment in 3,2,1...) I might have smoked a little weed earlier <insert flaming red eyeballs>

A different officer hollers about emptying pockets and he'll let us stay and I'm so high I think "fuck it,why not".

So I offer to go first;

Fist full of candy wrappers, fist full of candy wrappers, fist full of candy wrappers,(officer poles around the wrappers) fist full of candy wrappers, gram bag in a fist full of candy wrappers, fist full of candy wrappers, joint and some candy wrappers (I was really into that candy).

The officer picks out the joint and writes me up for a marijuana cigarette, leaving my candy wrappers on the coffee table.

After all is said and done, they only got a few ounces of weed, next to no cash and hauled everyone away. The owner said I could stay at the house, the cops let me stay and as soon as everyone was gone, I went to the Rolling paper stash, back and got my gram bag and smoked a big fat joint.

*court day*

$250.00 fine...for a fucking joint.

(events may be somewhat hazy around the guns. I remember shot guns and long guns that didn't look like shot guns...so rifles?)

 

[TychoMonolyth]

Cops just love pulling a heavy on kids.

 

[Sunbiz1]

Got a buddy doing 25 years for growing. He had a clean record, real chill dude. They really fucked him hard. His daughter was 5 when he was busted. He has already served about 20 years of his time so they haven't let him out early... yet... and he is white too! lol

This travesty must have been a federal case?....wow.
That's just horrible.

 

[Sunbiz1]

Prior to my obtaining a license, was almost popped off twice; both in state forest preserves.
Trail cams saved me, which was exactly what they tried using to identify me.
Idiots didn't even notice mine there while setting up their own surveillance.

 

[MJ3Genetics]

Got a buddy doing 25 years for growing. He had a clean record, real chill dude. They really fucked him hard. His daughter was 5 when he was busted. He has already served about 20 years of his time so they haven't let him out early... yet... and he is white too! lol

How many plants did he have? What state? Seems like bullshit to me since the max on federal cultivation is 10 years.....he must have had guns or some other charge for hard drugs....

 

[MJ3Genetics]

Beat he's ass in to the ICU..

100% put a hood over his head and beat him within an inch of his life.....