Best Idea Ever..

SgtAwesomePants

SgtAwesomePants

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I just smoked a bowl :weed:and i got thinking to my self "I want a sandwich; but I don't want to make one..." then I realize the best invention ever "Sandwich Making Machine":shock: I don't know if has been made before but if it hasn't its my idea :hump: what do you all think ?
 
Lalaporo

Lalaporo

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really, the complexity of a sandwitch making machine would be so hard to comprehend that even the great albert einstien wouldnt now how to even gather the parts need to assemble such a orgasmic and supercomplex mechine. Ya know what they need? a b*@# j%& machine....yea baby
 
Lalaporo

Lalaporo

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Ahhh yeaaa im gonnna go rub one out then go watch what ever the fuck is on g4, did you here about that guy stabbing another dude in comic con? that shit makes me sick. People go to those places to have fun and to get away, but when one superfuck nerd stabs someone over a chair to see the new wow expansion, thats a bit fucked up....
 
Muppets On Drugs

Muppets On Drugs

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april 27,2011- the first super computer sandwich making machine was invented, with ai to make your sandwich exactly how you like it every time, not to mention make mustard out of nothing.
july 4 2011- super sandwich master 6ooo becomes self aware and begins firing nuclear warheads at key points across the globe.


haha jk that just made me imagine terminator except with highly complex sandwich making machines instead
 
eastsidebagel

eastsidebagel

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Such a thing already exists, you can even make Belgian waffles with it. Sorry, I'm too lazy too upload a picture of that product right now.
 
rucca

rucca

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I just smoked a bowl, had my sandwich making machine make me a sandwich, ate it, and got to thinking to myself. "I need to perform routine sandwich maker maintenance but don't feel like doing it." Then I got the best idea for an invention!
 
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ThePotking

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that would be what the local sL** is used for an you can go to a club an get one :) or just search on the internet my friend was telling me he got one
 
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