best pothead job?

i was workin at KFC/A&W fast food for the past year and a half, basically everyone that worked there were all friends, we smoked on the clock every night, manager knew we did, didnt say nothin, just started giving us free meals once a day LOL never said anything to head honcho bout it so that kicked ass, fast food aint to bad of a stoner job id say, i thought it was pretty fun, especially when we catch our shift supervisor on a bad night and offer her some relief . now i workin at a local owned car stereo shop reconditioning cars, basically my own boss, got my own garage and everything, toked up in three different vehicles today and no clue whos they were. oh and forgot to mention we always smoked on the ROOF of KFC haha

THEschwagg said:

i was workin at KFC/A&W fast food for the past year and a half, basically everyone that worked there were all friends, we smoked on the clock every night, manager knew we did, didnt say nothin, just started giving us free meals once a day LOL never said anything to head honcho bout it so that kicked ass, fast food aint to bad of a stoner job id say, i thought it was pretty fun, especially when we catch our shift supervisor on a bad night and offer her some relief . now i workin at a local owned car stereo shop reconditioning cars, basically my own boss, got my own garage and everything, toked up in three different vehicles today and no clue whos they were. oh and forgot to mention we always smoked on the ROOF of KFC haha

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ya that wouldnt be too bad but i doubt they do that here. I got a few friends that work there and there are alot of hot bitches at this one luckily. Fuck i miss sellin pot.

Therion said:

Truckdriver.

I never operate my tractor while high and my company does not screen for drugs. I always have to be extremely careful when I'm on the road and parked.

All and all the thrill of smoking somewhere different every night is pretty awesome when I'm driving OTR.

Sucks I'm changing companies in January, and they do screen.... I'll miss it.

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I wouldn't drive without having half a dozen billies before I left and a half dozen more halfway out and back when I was driving. I use cannabis as a medicine and (I am pretty sure) my head is more used to driving and functioning whilst medicated than not. My reflexes weren't affected as I have had to avoid a number of sleeping drivers and other strange events (as you do) in my career as a driver. Being under the 'influence' of cannabis is more normal to me than being 'straight'.

Shame about the new job though. Actually, it's probably a good thing I don't drive for a living anymore. Our govt has introduced roadside drug testing alongside alcohol testing. They're focussing on truck frivers more than your average cage driver. We also get the drug dogs at 'the pads' here in Queensland (Aust) too.

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The very best part of this is you don't have to submit to drug tests and can be as blazed/stoned/wasted as you please so long as you don't fuck up a shoot/commission or story.

I delievered pizzas for pizza hut and smoked mad bud all day long. Walked away every night with around 30-60 bux for pot! haha

lol, damn i had forgotten i even posted this thread, thanx for the turnout guys, yeah i'v wrkd @ starbucks b4, the 4am shifts every other day didnt really work w/me, heh, damn thanx for all the suggestions

Hey, theschwagg, any tips on goin about getting a garage goin? besides auto education ofcourse, I'm hopin to do the same

what's this "job" thing you all speak of?

hahaha, i wanna be where fdd is

oh n il check out kfc, got one right down the road

You say open a garage? Easy! Rent a place, hire stoner mechanics (they are out there) to do the work. Most good mechanics are now loosing jobs due to drug testing. Which is a pity because a lot of ASE certified master techs get high. You pay them 1/2 of labor and you keep the rest plus 10% markup on parts. Some of us stoner techs have families and bills to pay and would love to make a few extra bucks turning wrenches a few hours at night and weekends. I have been fixing cars and smoking weed since I was 17 and now work for a GM dealership. They drug test but don't bother with me because I make them a shit load of cash working on cars and trucks. Takes me a little longer on the imports if I am high but I am more concentrated study the service info and never have a come back. They hired another stoner that does excellent body and paint. So ya man open you a garage! Most definately.

BTW if I am stumped on a drivability problem or diagnostics I go get a couple one hits come back and I figure it out. Another plus is most of my stoner customers always come with a joint for me. LOL

Pizza delivery...seriously. Insane money, you rarely see your bosses, and you can toke up whenever you want in the car.

Probably half of all pizza delivery guys who come to your door are high.

I'm goin' with fast food on this one. It's the shit, but sometimes it's shit, too. That is once you realize you're making way less than you can survive on.

I used to work at this health food store. Bunch of hippes, BUT they had some good ass bud. They didnt do drug test, because the managers were stoners too. Me and the manager would come to work stoned and just stock shelves and chill in the back all day. They had some good shroom too hahah

the best pothead job would have to be "pothead". it's working for me.

I love the idea of mmj delivery driver. How in the hell do I find that job in Oregon? I'd be on that in a heartbeat.

Retired thats what I am going for . . . little house on the beach a surf board and some weed . . . retired best job ever

bartender (didn't read maybe already said). I went to work baked every day for like three years. I rarely paid for it cuz some of my regulars would give me smoke as tips. No one noticed I was high cuz all the other employees were high too. Miss that gig.

in the NBA or a kicker on a NFL team...

dogglet forever said:

in the NBA or a kicker on a NFL team...

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who wants to get stoned and run

i love it... can't run/workout when not stoned