Very funny..and true! There are a few strains that aren't so smelly, I've grown one recently but can't recall which one. (Blueberrygum,LA Woman, Nepal Kush, one of those I think.)
The best thing has to be some kinda filtering, then you can pick what strain you like.
I'll message you if I remember.
In my years of growing.. I remember one particular strain that had almost ZERO smell to it.. even after curing it.
It was White Berry from Nirvana. Not sure if they still carry the strain or not.. but if they do, you might want to consider taking a look at that one.