neosapien
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Damn, let me do some quick math…
Yeah yeah so you're like in between a dumb 20 sum your old that thinks she's got the world figured out and a bonafide cougar.
Which means… you are perfection.
Blaze & Daze
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Damn, let me do some quick math…
Yeah yeah so you're like in between a dumb 20 sum your old that thinks she's got the world figured out and a bonafide cougar.
Which means… you are perfection.
Jeffislovinlife
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Dam you I'm to high to figure out any of them but it's not stopping me from trying
RetiredToker76
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This is brilliant. I'm using it next time I'm at a party and feel like the old dude, but still feelin' frisky.
How often I get slapped is on you, bud.
neosapien
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Dam you I'm to high to figure out any of them but it's not stopping me from trying
42
neosapien
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Shiiiiiit, the ladies call me Neonova.
Laughing Grass
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Hey!
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neosapien
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Laughing Grass
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I thought you were telling Jeff I was 42.
neosapien
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No way. That's the magic number of the universe it is. Sshhhhhhhh. Don't tell nobody.
RetiredToker76
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I read my daughter Hitchhikers at bed time when she was 6. She kept my book and has finished Restaurant at the end of the Universe on her own. She's now 12.
A few months ago I was helping her pack her back pack for her all-state choir concert, at the bottom of her bag was a bath towel in the way. I pulled it out, "No wonder your damned bag is always so heavy, you're carrying a full bath towel."
She looked at me in complete dismay, "DAD! REALLY!? I can't, sheesh! You KNOW that a hitchhiker only-always needs their towel!" I inspected the towel and she'd used fabric paint to put the the guides logo in one corner, 42 in the opposite corner, and "Don't Panic" in the middle of it.
She grabbed it out of m hands and shoved it in her bag with a huff. My wife later informed me she did it in her art class when they did a fabric art project. She hadn't said a single word about it to me.
Little shit fired that perspective gun right at me.
Laughing Grass
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Your found a secret room in my house thread has been resurrected.
I Found a Secret Room In My House!
^^^^^ is that all one dude, photo shopped into one pic??? yes that skinny guy on the end is him too, he just had to not eat for a week to get it like that
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neosapien
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Lol, I had a couple phantom likes and was like damn. Just die thread. I'm sure there's gonna be some "what a waste dude" comments. But whatever. Was a fun thread. And pipe dream.
FirstCavApache64
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I had my wife shave my head with the clippers last week and I left behind the crazy beard from being lazy over winter. I don't think my birds approved, this little titmouse just about had its eyes pop out when I came to the window. Guess it's time to shave 
Jeffislovinlife
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As long as you know where are you towel is lol
