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Oh yeah, never in my life did I think I'd hold so much cow penis. Been caught double fisting a couple times. Then I stole my wife's shoe that had these stupid fucking air cushions, then …

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viola. A tactical multipurpose all in one Swiss army fucking canine tool. I'm a fucking genius.

I simply must agree! Now to macgyver one of my own...
 
Oh yeah, never in my life did I think I'd hold so much cow penis. Been caught double fisting a couple times. Then I stole my wife's shoe that had these stupid fucking air cushions, then …

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viola. A tactical multipurpose all in one Swiss army fucking canine tool. I'm a fucking genius.
Mine don't need any assistance in chewing shoes. That's usually something I attempt to discourage.
 
I was gonna mention that.
Once you show him a shoe is legal none will be safe.

He was already a sneaker connoisseur. I was just trying to show him all my love and perhaps a damn good compromise with his new robocop style shoe. And he was like "thanks that's awesome. But your efforts are in vain motherfucker". He does a pretty good job responding to "no" now though.
 
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