Blue Wizard's AMA

Yessica... said:

Good evening @Blue Wizard...I don't think I've asked you any questions yet...

If you fell in love online, would you relocate to be with them?

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Blue Wizard said:

Possibly. I couldn't right now because of some family issues going on but in the near future I could see it as a possibility. Of course nobody would ever want me, so I'm not sure why I'm even entertaining such an idea.

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bu$hleaguer said:

Do you know that that answer was kind of sad?

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bu$hleaguer said:

Would you prefer that I make sweet romantic love to your ass or sloppy whore sex to your mouth?

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Blue Wizard said:

Well, I have an oral fixation, so I'll take the latter.

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bu$hleaguer said:

Well then maybe you'd prefer my specialty, oral anal butt sex. The ol' buttalingus if you will?

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Blue Wizard said:

No thanks. I don't do ass to mouth, I heard you can get brain tapeworms and shit from doing that.

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bu$hleaguer said:

Ok. We'll just do sloppy oral then.

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nomoresnow said:

Are you Jim Norton?

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bu$hleaguer said:

Do you know that that answer was kind of sad?

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Singlemalt said:

It's just cuz he's sick right now, in a couple days he'll be cocky and confident again.

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Blue Wizard said:

Possibly. I couldn't right now because of some family issues going on but in the near future I could see it as a possibility. Of course nobody would ever want me, so I'm not sure why I'm even entertaining such an idea.

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Yessica... said:

I think you just haven't met the right person yet. You have a lot to offer.

If only I had a penis...

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Blue Wizard said:

Thank you for the kind words but I have nothing to offer anyone that they couldn't get from someone who isn't broken and could offer them even more. No one has appreciated anything I've had to offer so far, I doubt anything will change.

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Blue Wizard said:

Thank you for the kind words but I have nothing to offer anyone that they couldn't get from someone who isn't broken and could offer them even more. No one has appreciated anything I've had to offer so far, I doubt anything will change.

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mr sunshine said:

stop being a little bitch. Manthefuckup!

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