Bring Marijuana on an Airplane

ttumaddawg

ttumaddawg

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Zig Zag Zane said:
ok I havent read any of this thread, but I obviously know someones trynna take weed on a plane, I just did this a month ago and it went perfect, I started a thread about this topic too, anyways I went to Maine from Cali, and it couldnt have been easier, this is exactly what I did, I broke up a quarter of buds until it was in rollable form, wrapped it very tight in seran wrap or however you spell it, after I wrapped it completely in seran wrap, it was in the shape of a tube, like a pen or marker, then I wrapped the whole thing in cellophane tape extra tight and completely sealed, after that it was very stiff cuz of the cellophane tape, and it didnt smell AT ALL, so I put it in between my buttcheeks, and that wasnt even neccessary, I went through the airport, didnt even get searched or patted down, and a drug dog was a foot away from me at one point, and not a thing happened, shit I coulda just took the tube in my pocket but I had it in my cheeks just to be extra safe, when I got on the plane I went to the bathroom and took it out, anyways it was successful as fuck, and I was high everyday in boston and maine
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I agree with zig zag zane...you can grind up a 1/4 pretty finely and plastic wrap the hell out of it and put it right in your crack
 
ttumaddawg

ttumaddawg

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Sunnysideup said:
I fly pretty frequently...I never take a lot and I will put it in my suitcase in an extra hard drive caddy I have. I have also put it in my panties and was searched during that one....they didn't find it. I have never seen dogs at the airports I have been in, but, I have not been in a Detroit airport. I only do it because I am comfortable with the airports I go to....If I didn't know the airport I would be paranoid. Now, that being said, my stepson got caught at an airport with shit in his bag. It was a carry on bag that went through the xray machine and the person saw it and he was nabbed...
Be careful and use your judgment when you get there and BEFORE you pass through security. If it doesn't feel right, ditch it in the bathroom before you go through security. :peace:
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Sunnysideup is right on about her last point...you should be totally fine with your stash on your person when you go through security, but if you are getting a bad vibe you still have time to ditch it.

I've never ditched it, but I've been paranoid as hell plenty of times and it's usually when I've already partaken. :lol:

It's ridiculous that we have to live our lives like this.
 
Zig Zag Zane

Zig Zag Zane

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ttumaddawg said:
I agree with zig zag zane...you can grind up a 1/4 pretty finely and plastic wrap the hell out of it and put it right in your crack
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yeah man, none of that airtight seal smellproof, just sealed tight as fuck in plastic and cellophane tape! and then in between the cheeks, after a while I forgot it was there lol it was too easy, i was suprised...
 
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bobbesmokin

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i usually travel with my girl....i do the condom/balloon with a piece that tampon string sticking out at the end (for retreiving purposes)and have her shove it up her pussy! Just like a tampon. Works every single time.

p.s. if you're not traveling with your girl, you can always ask some random girl at airport b4 checking in to do it for you...then you can break them off when you guys get to destination. Easy, breezy ,and sometimes cheezy. j/k
 
ib9ub6

ib9ub6

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EzGroW said:
id say compact budsthen put them in those small ballons or whatever u can find, , compact the bud as much as possible and swallow , only way id feel safe is if it was inside me and im not packing my suitcase. dont eat, swallow the baloons jump in the shower brush your teeth, freshen up puke em up later on the plane or even once past security and wash off and reswallow, ive seen dogs at the airport beefore and i wouldnt really want to risk it , but what do i know im just a high man with an idea, gotta start somewear lol worst that could happen is youd get a body buzz i assume, either way i dont want ne k9s snifin at my package
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HAHAHAHA thats fucking funny im to baked
 
Zig Zag Zane

Zig Zag Zane

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bobbesmokin said:
i usually travel with my girl....i do the condom/balloon with a piece that tampon string sticking out at the end (for retreiving purposes)and have her shove it up her pussy! Just like a tampon. Works every single time.

p.s. if you're not traveling with your girl, you can always ask some random girl at airport b4 checking in to do it for you...then you can break them off when you guys get to destination. Easy, breezy ,and sometimes cheezy. j/k
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that works too, one time I got pulled over w/my girl and had her shove a quad up her pussy, but I dont think any girl that you dont even know at the airport would be down to tuck your sack in her vag lmao
 
Sunnysideup

Sunnysideup

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If I was in the airport and some random guy asked me to put something in my vagina....well, all that would yield him is a black eye and quick, swift, kick to the balls. NOT recommended to ask a stranger to shove something up their......def. not.
 
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socalog

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IT's easy I fly for years, its NO BIG DEAL!!!!!

Buy some camera film get the plastic container, I have stuffed over an oz on one. Fill it with what you want snap the cap on and put a piece of tape around the top so any presure will not pop the top off.

Get some boxer shorts NOT tight undies!!! What I did was I found an old pair of pants and cut out one of the front pockets. I took this pocket as sowed it (follow me here this is important) sowed in the front of the boxers right over to the right of my dick. Some one would have to touch me to feel it. The pants pocket I sowed in upside down so you would think the film would fall out / NO because you flip it down the right way, this creats no way for the film container to fall out of the pocket because the whole pocket must be upside down to get it out...I hope I made sense here..

You can even get patted down and they will not find this.

Do not put anything in your bags keep it on you.
Have no metal on you.
Take off your shoes and walk through the metal dect....Have a nice trip:)
 
droopfrogg

droopfrogg

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how about dont take any weed on the plane and see about getting a P.O. box and just mail it there be4 u go...if u get rushed by a drugsniffing Lassie ur S.O.L.
 
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GrowPot

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For that amount just in your pocket is fine for domestic flight. I am not sure smell alone is probable cause to search your person. It sure as hell shoudnt be.
Boarding a flight a couple years ago with sour diesel in my pocket the lady in front of me told a flight attendant "it smells like a skunk in here" he replied "yeah, and it didnt a minute ago"
i was crying inside
GP
 
MJG420

MJG420

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I have gone through the airport with an 1/8 taped to my nuts. I even got selected for the airports random additional screening and passed through with flying colors. The trick is to act cool, and nobody with think anything. you go walkin in there actin all weird and shit they gonna know somethings up and take ya in the back room for some Harold and Kumar shit ya dig??? So just play it cool man and you will be fine
 
Relaxation

Relaxation

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Ok, I'll show you how to bring ish onto the plane. Peanut butter!

How?

First wrap your ish in a plastic ziplock bag, you can double wrap it.

Second, buy a plastic jar of peanut butter, such as skippys. carefully open and take off the seal, scoop out some peanut butter.

Third, put your plastic wraped pot into the peanut butter hole, fill it back to the top with the peanut butter you scooped out.
Place the seal back on close the lid.

So from the outside of the jar it looks like you have peanut butter.

I doubt dogs could smell inside of a sealed peanut better jar. Its also way better than swallowing it or sticking it up your ass. You could also bring bread and jelly, and make peanut butter sanwiches on the plane. ;)
 
Ganjaglutin

Ganjaglutin

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Peanut Butter. Who The Fuck Brings Peanut Butter On A Plane! Unless Your Going To Africa Im Sure Thats Going To Arouse Some Suspicion. It Might Fool Them Though On X-Ray And Dogs. Might.
 
MJG420

MJG420

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Ganjaglutin said:
Peanut Butter. Who The Fuck Brings Peanut Butter On A Plane! Unless Your Going To Africa Im Sure Thats Going To Arouse Some Suspicion. It Might Fool Them Though On X-Ray And Dogs. Might.
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Yeah I also tried the PB method,def NOT a good ideal!!!!!!!!!! It set the x-ray machine off in the airport, they found the jar of PB, lucky for me they were morons and they didn't investigate any further than that. I sat in the airport for 2 hours freakin out. Nope id stick with the tapein it to ur nuts or up ur girls cooch. :bigjoint:
 
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