Bronies and Dragons

Tryna get your google rank up or what? They gonna send you free booty shorts this time, to match the tube top from last year?
 
Bronies came up on TYT, so I just thought I would bump this to help the world learn about this growing epidemic.
 
I just read this entire thread about being a bronie and the finer points of being a hipster......Fuck me I need a life!




No one brought up being a clopper



Clopper
n- Sexual Gratification or Erotica involving ponies, specifically ponies seen in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Generally, the person masturbating to pony erotica is considered the Clopper.
The other day, John saw a picture online of Twilight Sparkle with fully developed breasts. John has been a Clopper ever since
 
I just read this entire thread about being a bronie and the finer points of being a hipster......Fuck me I need a life!




No one brought up being a clopper



Clopper
n- Sexual Gratification or Erotica involving ponies, specifically ponies seen in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Generally, the person masturbating to pony erotica is considered the Clopper.
The other day, John saw a picture online of Twilight Sparkle with fully developed breasts. John has been a Clopper ever since

That's insane. The bronies basically had brony porn as their screen savers. Weird drawings of naked ponies.
 
no i think you need to figure out what a hipster is these people are not hipsters their nerds with a disturbing child hood [video=youtube;wb3QQvb246U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=wb3QQvb246U#![/video]
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Many of you may be unaware, but here in America (and possibly leaking into other countries) there are hipsters known as "Bronies" (singular: Brony) and they are appearing EVERYWHERE. I had heard of it before, but I had never experienced it first hand before moving to a small town called Portales in New Mexico, and moving into a place I found on CraigsList. Before getting into where else I have experienced Bronies (Never directly in person, usually online) I am going to tell you how this started and exactly what a Brony is. It all started when a channel known as "G4" (a channel for nerd culture) started airing a show known as "My Little Pony"... This channels target audience is 14-35 year old men... So now there are a bunch of 14-35 year old mean completely OBSESSED with "My Little Pony"... I have experienced them on apps, facebook (even a friend of mine is posting as if she is a brony), twitter, YouTube (They have HUNDREDS of THOUSANDS of brony fan videos, and my room mates in Portales would watch them all the time).... The way you know someone is a Brony is... They will call tattoos "Cutie Marks"... They will talk about Unicorns, Pegasuses (And they WILL correct you and say "Pegusi"), Ponies in general and "Equestria". When I was in New Mexico I was in such a small town they didn't even have enough water for everyone. So there was NOTHING to do but smoke and play video games. But once or twice a week my roommates friends would come over and they would play Dungeons and Dragons, MY LITTLE PONY STYLE. D&D is lame enough, but to play it with Ponies is worse. And I played about 3 games with them... And they said I could video tape it... So... Enjoy :lol: :D (They were all into it, they actually pretended they were horses like "I use my left haunch to..." :lol: ) [video=youtube;8UGGQEijVlE]
If you want to see more, there are like 6 more on YouTube. And like 3 of them have me in them. They actually kept filming their games after I left and posted them on YouTube.
 
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