NevaSmokedOut
Well-Known Member
i finally got ta screw a white girl, dig it. a while back my bro came back into town a newly wed workin on his kid and wants ta celebrate (im like celebrate what). so with his wife laying at home me and my crew decide ta run around the city for the day lookin for the party. everybody i hang with knows i aint that much of a party person but i been trapped in the house for a minute and insisted we find somethin ta get into (plus i had a few sacks on me and i was high as gas prices). i say about... between 9:30 an 10:05 we found a college party that for once we DIDN'T have ta pay for ta get in. i was watchin everybody dance ta the garbage music of gucci LAME while was jus chillin with my blunt in hand, my guy swings ta my side sayin this white chick was checkin me out and peer pressure starts with him then ta everyone else we came with, guess what i did... chicken out and go ta the bathroom. but fate tends ta deal me a nice deck of cards cause she actually came and talked ta me (that hasn't happened since the summer of '01). she was russian man, we got the talking i commented on how scary and sexy russian accents were ta me, she asked me why i wasn't dancing (cause they don't dance RIGHT no more) and do i go ta school there. then she askes if i can have a square (those that don't kno thats a loose cigarrette) i pass her my blunt and thats when she got real mellow, happy and exotic i offer ta get her a drink and go get some. she decides ta go ta her dorm with me taggin along cause shes feelin tired. it was probly about somewhere close ta midnight she wants ta get "comfy" and watch a movie with me (we watched full metal jacket for 7 mins) then she says ta me that she never smoked weed before and says she should try it more often and that she was aiming for my blunt and not me at the party. we conversate learn about each others cultures and few minutes later we was doing them dirty thangs, them normal dirty thangs. she had long brown hair, 34D titties, most curves and her aggressive moanin-- well she wild of that weed i let her smoke. i really think that fate was really looking out for a brotha that day now we've become international fuck buddies and on the side pen pals and i school her on america and weed etiquette and now i over my complete fear of white wo-- speak of the devil thats her on my phone, well guess i dropped my bit.
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