Can You Do The Safety Dance?

Oregon Gardener

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Hey New Folks, I have found a ton of useful information on this site. However, I did a quick search for safety and didn't find anything. Therefore I decided to post some really stupid things that I have either done or seen in a grow room. I just wanted to share:) Hopefully some other folks will share their experiences. For those with no growing experience I hope this helps save someone from pain or injury. First off, if you have never operated lights, the High Intensity Discharge Lights ( H.I.D's) in my posts are not the best way to go. There are places in this forum that have experts to help you choose another light system. But if you have to, Here is the first safety issue I want to mention. Turn your fans off when spraying. Liquid on the hot glass will cause them to explode! An enclosed hood is more money and harder to keep clean, but much safer, especially if like to smoke weed, and I doubt you'ed be here if ya didn't.:) Additionally, Regardless of what type of system you run, you could get squirted in the face, and not the good kind like ya want.:( Bottom line, don't pee in the wind. Safety glasses will not protect you from liquid. Next, Never stick a screwdriver in an electrical socket (or let someone else) to see if it's live. Ya I know what your thinking, but I've seen it done. LoL. I didn't start laughing until after I knew my buddy was still alive! Anyway use the right tools for the job.
 

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AfgooCBD

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We can grow if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't grow and if they don't grow
Well, they're no friends of mine

After switching from cfl to hps, I accidentally burned the back of my hand on the hps, doing LST . Ouch!

Not a safety issue, but the stupidest thing I've done was to duct tape my small desktop oscillating fan to the side of my cabinet, above a scrog net. In the morning, it was laying in the middle of the net. Some branches were bent, but survived.
 

Oregon Gardener

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We can grow if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't grow and if they don't grow
Well, they're no friends of mine

After switching from cfl to hps, I accidentally burned the back of my hand on the hps, doing LST . Ouch!

Not a safety issue, but the stupidest thing I've done was to duct tape my small desktop oscillating fan to the side of my cabinet, above a scrog net. In the morning, it was laying in the middle of the net. Some branches were bent, but survived.
Anything that requires 'Ouch" is a safety issue.
 

Indagrow

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Put all extensions cords, splitters, and wires in general OFF the floor. I spilt water on an cord about a month ago and fried it, it was some 730 LEDs so they where not on and I didn't find out till a few weeks ago.. Not a huge deal but still

All my cords are off the floor now
 

Oregon Gardener

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i use a paperclip in an electrical socket as a tiny space heater. is that wrong?
Yes, actually, it is. I would implore you not to use that method. I have had to employ similar means to light a smoke. ( unfortunate misunderstanding with the state) Anyway, a much better option, if you can get foil; fold it into strips, insert the strips into the female out let. Then get you low I.Q. roommate to use a pencil to touch the strips together creating spark. You can get tinfoil off of certain candies from the commissary. Also, always check the yard after a wind storm, you would be surprised at what blows over the fence. Stay tuned. Later I'll be discussing butter candles and heating water safely in confined spaces and HVAC for a gassy roommate in the same confined space. Thanks for the reply.
 

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GrowUrOwnDank

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Easy peezy hot dog cooker.

Old 2 prong plug in cord cut off something that you threw away cause it didn't work anymore like a toaster.

2 forks.

This is potentially dangerous.

Liberally strip the ends of the cords wrap them around the handle end of the forks. Apply a generous amount of electrical tape not for safety, just to hold the wire in place.

This is potentially dangerous. Even deadly.

Poke the two forks in the two ends of a hot dog. Lay hot dog on plate and do not hold the metallic end of the forks ever. Set the forks and dogs down on something non metallic.

This could be deadly.

Plus the cord in for approx 5 to 15 seconds. Unplug. Do not touch dog yet it's hot.

Take the fork prongs out when it cools and throw your dog on bread.

Voila! You got a cooked hot dog if you're still alive.

It really works. The dogs conduct the electric current and the heat from that cooks them.

I would just nuke em for 30 secs tho. It's really dangerous if you touch those forks, the metallic area while they are plugged in.

Cooking science like a boss! :bigjoint:
 
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anzohaze

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Easy peezy hot dog cooker.

Old 2 prong plug in cord cut off something that you threw away cause it didn't work anymore like a toaster.

2 forks.

This is potentially dangerous.

Liberally strip the ends of the cords wrap them around the handle end of the forks. Apply a generous amount of electrical tape not for safety, just to hold the wire in place.

This is potentially dangerous. Even deadly.

Poke the two forks in the two ends of a hot dog. Lay hot dog on plate and do not hold the metallic end of the forks ever. Set the forks and dogs down on something non metallic.

This could be deadly.

Plus the cord in for approx 5 to 15 seconds. Unplug. Do not touch dog yet it's hot.

Take the fork prongs out when it cools and throw your dog on bread.

Voila! You got a cooked hot dog if you're still alive.

It really works. The dogs conduct the electric current and the heat from that cooks them.

I would just nuke em for 30 secs tho. It's really dangerous if you touch those forks, the metallic area while they are plugged in.

Cooking science like a boss! :bigjoint:
Fuckin genius I have a new experiment I'll be back with my report
 

ttystikk

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Easy peezy hot dog cooker.

Old 2 prong plug in cord cut off something that you threw away cause it didn't work anymore like a toaster.

2 forks.

This is potentially dangerous.

Liberally strip the ends of the cords wrap them around the handle end of the forks. Apply a generous amount of electrical tape not for safety, just to hold the wire in place.

This is potentially dangerous. Even deadly.

Poke the two forks in the two ends of a hot dog. Lay hot dog on plate and do not hold the metallic end of the forks ever. Set the forks and dogs down on something non metallic.

This could be deadly.

Plus the cord in for approx 5 to 15 seconds. Unplug. Do not touch dog yet it's hot.

Take the fork prongs out when it cools and throw your dog on bread.

Voila! You got a cooked hot dog if you're still alive.

It really works. The dogs conduct the electric current and the heat from that cooks them.

I would just nuke em for 30 secs tho. It's really dangerous if you touch those forks, the metallic area while they are plugged in.

Cooking science like a boss! :bigjoint:
Right. I can do this after a busy afternoon of waving my golf clubs in the air under a thunderstorm...
 

Oregon Gardener

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Hello Everybody on land and ships at sea, Dr. Who swung by with some good advice for all newbies so that the only thing they're burning down is doobies:) That is my brother and I trying to figure out how to replace that bad ballast without breaking any more branches.

#1: Mount ALL ballasts OUTSIDE the grow area = No added heat. In a stand alone building. Mine are in the "attic" space, along with all filtered light cooling intakes and exhausts (Peak vented).

#2: At any lumber yard or place like Lowe's, Menard's etc. You can buy what is called "fire board". It is for use around wood stoves and will not catch fire from any ballast or problem like an overload from the ballast......I mount ALL my ballasts in a row on this board for just this reason. I recently had an older fused 1K digital overload and actually started the plastic around the fuse on fire. The fire alarm (should be included in ALL grows) caught it and sent a message to my phone.....Everything came out peachy (the fire was out by the time I ran out and dropped the stairs) and the "fire board" did it's job by only discoloring a bit..

SAFETY FIRST!!

https://www.rollitup.org/grow-journals/788788-wash-over-harvest.html#post10126342
#1: Mount ALL ballasts OUTSIDE the grow area = No added heat. In a stand alone building. Mine are in the "attic" space, along with all filtered light cooling intakes and exhausts (Peak vented).

#2: At any lumber yard or place like Lowe's, Menard's etc. You can buy what is called "fire board". It is for use around wood stoves and will not catch fire from any ballast or problem like an overload from the ballast......I mount ALL my ballasts in a row on this board for just this reason. I recently had an older fused 1K digital overload and actually started the plastic around the fuse on fire. The fire alarm (should be included in ALL grows) caught it and sent a message to my phone.....Everything came out peachy (the fire was out by the time I ran out and dropped the stairs) and the "fire board" did it's job by only discoloring a bit..

SAFETY FIRST!!

https://www.rollitup.org/grow-journals/788788-wash-over-harvest.html#post10126342
 

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