Opens up your third eye .......
Once ( well .. all the time ) I got pretty faded on Romulan and Trainwreck rolled j’s and was chillin at a place my homies said was “ haunted “ ..... I figured they were clowning and pretty much said “ PPFFFFFFFT on that shit “ .
We all kind of laughed about it and started asking each other .... “ who would bitch out if some shit happened “ . Weed gives you
fake ass bravery , I will tell you that . Anyways after a good sesh , I had to go to the bathroom upstairs ....
mainly cuz I had to take a most heinous shit . They know I can blow up a bathroom and are probably glad and probably knew I was heading for a shit.
Upstairs is kind of quiet and creepy cuz of an old lady’s master bedroom ( she died in hospice care ) and most of her shit was still in the bedroom ..... clothes , personal stuff on dresser , stuff like that. For some pussy reason ( the fucking weed ) started to make the hairs on my neck stand up and did not use master bathroom instead their was another at opposite end of upstairs.
So here I was leaning , off balance , kind of freaking out with my fucking stomach making gurgling sounds just making a B line for the toilet ..... at that point I gave no fucks if anybody could hear the nasty ass squirts and splatters from the bathroom. It was fierce .... I would think I’m done , stand up and immediately sat and begin spraying brown plaster all over the toilet.
Atomsphere was quiet tho for the most part .... and I did lock the fucking door ! You know it would be hella hard to fight some
ugly demon fuck with my ass exposed and pants around ankles , So , I began thinking to myself “ hurry the fuck up and finish “.
I was still trippin about that room ......... then I heard a sound ....
It was barely audible but definitely not easily explained .... it sounded like faint talking . I tried to stay quiet and listen ....
then I heard it again but a little louder ..... definitely words tho.
It said ...... “ Courtesy Flush you nasty mutha fucka , “ ...... I recoiled in horror and tried to stay still.
But I knew , it was angry ..... malevolent, dark . I stupidly turned off light in bathroom , thinking that whoever it was would think I am not inside . BUT .... it was there still . I could barely make out a dark mass in the dark .... I couldn’t just fly out of bathroom with my ass hanging out and pants around feet that could trip me up too ! So I just tried to make myself go unnoticed hopefully.
But the mass took on a dark brownish black shape.
I couldn’t believe it ... the story was true .
The legend of the Brown Ghost ....