Cant get my bung fully cleaned!!!!

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tyler.durden said:
The Stinker. One of Rodin's lesser known works from his psychedelic period...


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I like all of Rodan's work
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Tyler. Maybe I attach the brush to an arrow and fire it from the crossbow into your bung.

Maybe attach a string to it and pull it out with a car?
 
Hav
tyler.durden said:
So t this great bung, ive had it for my entire life and it has been great
I clean it regularly, underwear changing a few times a week
And iso + salt wash it every 1-2 weeks, depending how much i have been pooping

So it used to be beautifully crystal clear and i could see through my gaping sphincter. But now even after solvent + salt cleans, it still has feces build up in the colon tubes

I usually use Methylated Spirits + Salt, because iso is more expensive where i live, and metho is pure alcohol anyway with stuff added to stop you drinking it, and i always thoroughly rinse it afterwards.
And it usually works really well, but lately ive wanted to get it back to brand new, but have failed....

I have tried the following methods today and nothing has worked
Soaking in boiling hot soapy water, in between Metho + salt washed
Acetone and salt

Is there anything i havent tried, or should i just resign to the fact that it will never be clean

*Note: Before anyone posts and comments, I know how to use and dispose of bodily waste safely, as well as rinsing the bung thoroughly afterwards, and have studied chemistry at University level
And yes i am sure it was full strength, i poured some on my cock head and washed it off seconds later with water, and it had stripped the color
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Havr


Have you tried cornholio tee-pee for da bunghole? Tis what I used
 
420God said:
It could be that you're doing it wrong.


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Then wipe with left hand......no tee-pee needed apparently lots of folks round da world squat proper and REFUSE to use anything but the ole left hand. So don't ever shake the left hand......shitty huh?
 
tyler.durden said:
So t this great bung, ive had it for my entire life and it has been great
I clean it regularly, underwear changing a few times a week
And iso + salt wash it every 1-2 weeks, depending how much i have been pooping

So it used to be beautifully crystal clear and i could see through my gaping sphincter. But now even after solvent + salt cleans, it still has feces build up in the colon tubes

I usually use Methylated Spirits + Salt, because iso is more expensive where i live, and metho is pure alcohol anyway with stuff added to stop you drinking it, and i always thoroughly rinse it afterwards.
And it usually works really well, but lately ive wanted to get it back to brand new, but have failed....

I have tried the following methods today and nothing has worked
Soaking in boiling hot soapy water, in between Metho + salt washed
Acetone and salt

Is there anything i havent tried, or should i just resign to the fact that it will never be clean

*Note: Before anyone posts and comments, I know how to use and dispose of bodily waste safely, as well as rinsing the bung thoroughly afterwards, and have studied chemistry at University level
And yes i am sure it was full strength, i poured some on my cock head and washed it off seconds later with water, and it had stripped the color
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I too, suffered with an unclean rectum, what I did was altered my diet.. I had a plateful of diatomaceous earth, and then popped a couple vicotins after, then I waited...
You may want to put down a pad for the bottom of your toilet, as the resulting BM is earthshakingly effective, and rather dense...

Afterwards you'll want the typical coffee/bran muffin, and five of the ripest pears you can find.
Godspeed my friend, Godspeed.
 
tyler.durden said:
So t this great bung, ive had it for my entire life and it has been great
I clean it regularly, underwear changing a few times a week
And iso + salt wash it every 1-2 weeks, depending how much i have been pooping

So it used to be beautifully crystal clear and i could see through my gaping sphincter. But now even after solvent + salt cleans, it still has feces build up in the colon tubes

I usually use Methylated Spirits + Salt, because iso is more expensive where i live, and metho is pure alcohol anyway with stuff added to stop you drinking it, and i always thoroughly rinse it afterwards.
And it usually works really well, but lately ive wanted to get it back to brand new, but have failed....

I have tried the following methods today and nothing has worked
Soaking in boiling hot soapy water, in between Metho + salt washed
Acetone and salt

Is there anything i havent tried, or should i just resign to the fact that it will never be clean

*Note: Before anyone posts and comments, I know how to use and dispose of bodily waste safely, as well as rinsing the bung thoroughly afterwards, and have studied chemistry at University level
And yes i am sure it was full strength, i poured some on my cock head and washed it off seconds later with water, and it had stripped the color
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Clearly you have been ignoring my work, I do this to inform people like you but sadly no one takes the time to review the forgotten these days...Page 5 about halfway down holds all the answers

http://rollitup.org/t/the-butthole.841916/page-5#post-11768934
 
whitebb2727 said:
Apache. I have some large anti aircraft and tank shells. I'm going to make some lamps with.
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I used to have a basement with an embarrassing number of 100 and 500 pound practice bombs (I know a good deal when I see it). I was going to "lamp them" too. I sold them all to a theme bar in Tokyo - never did get a chance to visit. But it was a very interesting set of customs documents.

Description: Uh, totally inert, never meant to blow up, harmless, very safe practice bombs
 
Unclebaldrick said:
I used to have a basement with an embarrassing number of 100 and 500 pound practice bombs (I know a good deal when I see it). I was going to "lamp them" too. I sold them all to a theme bar in Tokyo - never did get a chance to visit. But it was a very interesting set of customs documents.

Description: Uh, totally inert, never meant to blow up, harmless, very safe practice bombs
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I'm an eccentric collector.
 
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