Hell yeah I wana hear that story.
I lived in a wealthy town for a while and my friends xmas office party was in my town, so he suggested i sneak into the party and drink free... so i did... and by the end of the night eveyrone had such a good time they decided to have an after hours party at one of the peoples houses... my friend couldnt go... so i went anyway... why not...
so they all decided to go and i kinda just went along... but yet no one knew who i was or even asked who i was... but i was dressed very different than everyone else.. they were dressed nice -- i was in a black t shirt and a peacoat... and jeans... and meanwhile i WASNT hanging with my friend, he LEFT becuase his wife wanted him home, so i was there -- myself...
so even tho MY town was rich this couple who invited the whole party back to thier house lived in some HUGE beautiful 1800s home looked like something out of Colonial Williamsburg...
anyway, i had quite a rep of drinkign huge amounts... but since i was alone - i decided to find a bathroom... but i couldnt find it... rather than risk getting caught at this persons house by talking to them (and them asking who i was), i just went to the basement... to look
and looked for a toilet... it was pitch black... i coudltn find one... so i saw a litter box and began giggling... and started to pee in it...
i thought hurry HURRY!!!!!!! not that anyone wud decide to go into the basement during a party....???
but i keppppppt peeing (it wouldnt end, felt like forever) it started to go ABOVE the litter and fill the box up with pure liquid... !!
finally i was almost done and at THAT moment the light went on and i was zipping up as the guy say "whhhaaaattt the helll??? r u doing???"
i said "i couldnt find a bathroom"
he pointed behind me and low and behold... there was a stand alone toilet... right there... so i quickly ran upstairs... before he cud say more... he was in shock... i doubt he even could grasp this situation...
and then i dissappeared into the large crowd outside (ppl smoking)... as i stood there i cud hear "the info" just creeping out from the woodwork... as i drank a beer
"i herd some guy, in a black jacket with big buttons was peeing in the cat box... i KNOW, bizarre! who was it? IDK.. no one recognized the guy..."
no one pointed me out... wait... im safe??? wow
haha i thot man i MUST be safe somehow i just got away with murder... after the party ended i saw my friend a month later
and he told me the guys whos party it was... brought it up after their work meeting wrapped up... recapping the xmas partry events...
the guy said to my friend... "some guy pissed in my cats box... during the party... and to this day the cat REFUSES use it... we had to buy another one..."
my friend was hysterically laffing, and no one knew it was I... who was the mad pisser...
classic
that title just made me laugh soo hard hahahahha
