Caught masturbating? Better hope it's not by this crazy bitch.

goten

goten

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i wont lie!! i have not jerk it in severl yrs. i find that it makes my orgams that much more intence during sex..altough since my wife left me the other week i been with out sex so no nut.. gettin blue balls and gettin tempt. hehe
 
Biggravy22

Biggravy22

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goten said:
i wont lie!! i have not jerk it in severl yrs. i find that it makes my orgams that much more intence during sex..altough since my wife left me the other week i been with out sex so no nut.. gettin blue balls and gettin tempt. hehe
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If I don't masturbate I wont do the pussy any good. I'll stick it in and start making this face.

 
Rosslyn

Rosslyn

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What a dumb bitch. If your life is so pathetic you won't even allow your boyfriend to get off on his own, then you have issues.
 
Louis541

Louis541

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No mention of what the porn was. If it's a legitimate porno then that bitch is stupid. I'd be a little more understanding of her situation though if the porn was a video of the neighbor girl or something. Or maybe an ex girlfriend. News articles have a habit of leaving out details like that.
 
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polar

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Louis541 said:
No mention of what the porn was. If it's a legitimate porno then that bitch is stupid. I'd be a little more understanding of her situation though if the porn was a video of the neighbor girl or something. Or maybe an ex girlfriend. News articles have a habit of leaving out details like that.
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Dude,, he could have been fucking a girl right there in the middle of the room! It doesn't give her the right to fucking STAB him!!! She needs fucking prison!

(Why do people fucking forget that if their bfs or gfs want to fuck someone else, then the best thing they can do is leave?... but nooo, let me get mad and commit a felony because I have an inflated ego)
 
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polar

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Louis541 said:
Did I say I agreed with her?
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lol! I know you dont! I don't think anyone in their right minds would :-)
I meant no offense or anything, I was just a little excited, cause... c'mooon!!!!! like... she fucking stabbed the dude for jerking it to a computer screen! LOL... that SUCKS!
 
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polar

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like... I've had pretty bad days before, but getting stabbed for masturbating? lol... that would definitely take the cake!
 
Louis541

Louis541

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I know what you mean. I had a girlfriend that looked at me every day like she wanted to stab me and I just kept puchin my luck. Got away from that one though.

Maybe she got mad because he left stains on the couch or something?
 
Stoney McFried

Stoney McFried

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Well...if he pays for it, it would piss me off.You can find dirty shit for free to jerk off to.I personally don't like viruses, either. Now, I'm not saying she was in the right, but there may be other issues.If he's avoiding having sex with her to jerk off online,I can understand some hurt and frustration on her part.Is it cheating? No, unless he's actually conversing with girls in order to set up live sex. I masturbate, myself.I don't really need to look at any porn, though.Masturbation is personal time, it's about me.He's not there to participate,or watch.It's about me, getting off,focusing on me.And everyone should do that once in a while.
She shouldn't have stabbed him, I'm not advocating that, let me make clear.But a discussion of why it bothers her and maybe an effort on his part to make sure he's done before she's home, and to clear the browser history, could have solved this.If she were rational.I sense that perhaps she has big self esteem issues.I sense there were sexual problems in the relationship.It seems like things came to a head in a bad way.
Biggravy22 said:
This leads me to my second question.

Are there any ladies in here that consider masturbation cheating? I mean really...I hope there aren't any ladies that diluted on this website, but who knows.
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