Clowns

Jk I had a dream about me being stuck in endless tunnels with clown chasing me with big kitchen knives the other day.
 
I've only seen clowns one or twice, but they were a bit creepy... I prefer circuses with acrobats and gymnasts/contortionism, but some people find that creepy to watch too.
 
clowns are creepier than ventriloquists. ventriloquists just look like they are perpetually straining to take a dump. clowns have faces that don't match their actions, and why the hell do their mouths need to look like that? and that hair. they look like they started out as a bad racist joke.
 
Yeah, clowns are fucked up. Ever see the movie "It" by Stephen King. Yuck! When I was just a baby, I had a clown diaper holder in my room. It scared the hell out of me.
 
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