Good morning my inter galactic pot heads, been up all night after I basically stuffed myself with pizza last night, lol....guess I shouldn't have eaten half of the wifes as well, lol.....so it felt like a had a pizza delivery guy sitting on my chest all night, lol. Was a bloody great pizza though, and you know what they say, if it don't kill you it will make you stronger.
So here's something that will get all you parents a gassing. So I get an email from my Dads wife, who is a bit of a fruit loop, all be it one that is only a few years older than me, still holds her shape, and scrubs up not bad for an ex-model, but a fruit loop all the same. So she tends to drop me an email when things are going okay for her (she just got a 6 month job, she's into politics and they are arranging some shitty party that the Oz president will be talking at (these sort of things give her a real buzz! ) although not in looks, she reminds me a bit of the character Hyacynth Bucket from the BBC (pronounded Bouquet, lol).
Anyway, this lengthy email includes the fact that the wee man is becoming a teenager and they'll have him at this party serving canopés along with 4 other teenagers. Christ it makes me puke already. Her words....."we are training him". Fukking training him, the poor wee guy doesn't stand a chance, he's already got the political views of a mini bloody hitler youth member, along with being sent to a Catholic school and being taught the ideals from a women whos family are from middle freaking Earth. The sentence, "we have been busy with our party (conservative)" made me laugh. Like I didn't know her views were right wing, lol. But I guess she likes to remind me of her views from time to time.
Should parents be forcing politcal and religous views on children so heavily? I've heard some of the things he comes out with.....pretty incredible. (he bangs on about refuges, left wing government policy....incredible!) I seriously think the first time the wee man gets his trousers pulled down and his pecker kissed by a girl, there's a good chance he could turn into a right mad one...he'll wonder why he has been so well behaved.
It's interesting to see how people bring their children up is what I am trying to say I guess. I really hope I give my child (if that happens) the chance to make his own views about these things, as apposed to letting them decide what he'll have for dinner everynight, what clothes he'll wear, what chocolate biscuit they'll have....kids seem to get a gazzillion choices these days. My Mum was very much a Lefty, my Grandad was a Commie card holder, but I never got any politics rammed in my face when I was that age. I was too busy trying to get away to play football and chase girls, however, these days kids have views about refuges and labour policy...WTF!
Ok, I need a bowl.