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Dr.Amber Trichome

Dr.Amber Trichome

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Mohican said:
Took my skateboard out for a quick spin to see how it felt. It felt good! Then I started carving the driveways up my street. Didn't quite make a turn perfectly and caught my back wheel on the grass. I new it might happen so I was prepared to bail out. Unfortunately bailing out at 58 and 17 stone is much different than it was at 17 and 10 stone. My leg buckled and I put my arm out to catch my fall. Arm buckled and I slammed the ground full force with my left side from my head to my toe. Saw stars and was very embarrassed. Hopped back on my skate and headed back home. I was in front of my house when I started to really hurt. Put the skate in the garage and hobbled to the back door of the house. By the time I got in the door I was in full moaning pain. I got to my recliner hoping that it would allow me to relax enough to feel better. Soon I was having trouble breathing. I asked Mrs. Mo to get me some water and some Advil. It got worse. Mrs. Mo called 911. When the paramedics arrived I was in excruciating pain and I was so tense I couldn't breathe (they later told me my lips were blue!). I think the Advil finally kicked in and I was able to relax and breathe. It took all of my concentration.

Broke a rib and punctured a lung.
Stay healthy by exercising - bah humbug. This is going to put my garden work behind by at least a month! :cuss:
But as Mrs. Mo likes to point out - at least I'm not dead. :bigjoint:
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Lmao! U crazy fucker. Now you know what your up against. Lose some weight and get in shape and Then Get it out and try again. Your not that old. Trust me . I had a 94 year old guy for a patient today. The old dude was bouncing around just fine . His one eye was swollen shut and a little crusty but he didn’t need any of my help moving around at all. So that’s almost 30 years he’s got on you. Best of luck and I hope you get better soon.
 
jigfresh

jigfresh

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curious old fart said:
any hope for returning to the states?
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Who knows? I'm about a week away from the 4 year anniversary of getting arrested. Still waiting. Probably not going to resolve itself in 2020. We'll see if 2021 is my year!

But to be honest... I'm not sure how much I want to return at the moment. My wife really wants to be back though, be close to her parents. Mine came to visit in May of 2019, but Dad can't travel anymore and mom doesn't travel alone, so I won't be seeing them for a while. Thankfully they are doing alright, all things considered. My dad's cancer that came back is responding well to the new meds he's on. So let's hope that keeps going well.

Isn't it crazy to think I've never set foot in Trump's America? Hope you're good CoF.
 
colocowboy

colocowboy

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DST said:
Growing up I was in love with the US...Comics, TV (CHiPs, Dukes of Hazard, and anything else I could get to watch). I would have done anything to go there. Nowadays it seems like a place I'd like to avoid like....corona.
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That was the America of my childhood! When Muhammad Ali was a hero and Evel Knievel was jumping over everything on a motorcycle! Now the right wing is trying to turn us into Russia, kinda lame! Methinks your both in better places.
 
mysunnyboy

mysunnyboy

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jigfresh said:
Who knows? I'm about a week away from the 4 year anniversary of getting arrested. Still waiting. Probably not going to resolve itself in 2020. We'll see if 2021 is my year!

But to be honest... I'm not sure how much I want to return at the moment. My wife really wants to be back though, be close to her parents. Mine came to visit in May of 2019, but Dad can't travel anymore and mom doesn't travel alone, so I won't be seeing them for a while. Thankfully they are doing alright, all things considered. My dad's cancer that came back is responding well to the new meds he's on. So let's hope that keeps going well.

Isn't it crazy to think I've never set foot in Trump's America? Hope you're good CoF.
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Hey I miss you
 
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