Compost pile of my own shit, use as fertalizer?

I had to... "LOL BUMP"

Who sits in the corner of there yard smelling there turds god dam kid your a weirdo!

I think you should fork out for a bag off blood and bone or some chicken shit good luck with the poo fedish mate mmm whats the smell fresh turd

I'm not sure if you're on some kind of medication, but if you are and there's traces of it in your shit, that could potentially affect your plants.

fireproof said:

I'm not sure if you're on some kind of medication, but if you are and there's traces of it in your shit, that could potentially affect your plants.

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I think we can ascertain from this thread, any medication this dude has, he clearly isn't taking it!

I been shitting and pissing in my yard for years. Now going to put my plants in it and sell shitty weed to everyone...yall get a lil corn in there for free

Human feces is way too hot. You'll burn your plants up. Also contains various heavy metals. It's also just not a good idea to collect your own shit in a populated area. So many things wrong with that beginning with you are bringing your neighbors property value down.

So, LuckyReturner what is your response?

i think he´s taking a dump and enjoying it.

on that note.

yes, it would be ok, if he composted the shit before using it (year old shit should be enough, though 2 years maybe for first time)

if he can manage the smell lol (i would want a deep hole lol)

Funniest shit I've seen on theses forums since I been here. If it was good for anything else, it was good for a laugh.

I did see a pot plant growing out of an old shitter in a friends house. Had filled the drain and all with dirt. Anyway we would just throw our seeds in there, and one day I look and say "Hey man you know you got pot growing out your shitter!"

I guess if he was this guy, he'd put it in the corner of his yard and shit in it. Plant and all. LOL

supersillybilly said:

Don't know if it would be much of a selling point. "So man, is this hydro or arganic", says the buyer as he tokes on the joint. "Its organic man, I shit in the corner of my garden and feed it that" is the reply.

BANG - the guy smashes you in the face with his iphone4

Morale of the story - DON'T USE YOUR OWN SHIT FOR SHIT. lol

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Lmfao holy christ i haven't laughed like this in a long time.Old post or not its some funny shit!

Well the good thing is he may create his very own special strain which can be identified by the noticeable corn in the big brown buds.

lmfaooo this is so fuckinnn retarddedddddd

Oh man, that is funny.... At the risk of taking this whole thing way too seriously, and I will try to refrain from shit related humor for now... The way the feces of a carnivore/omnivore breaks down can be tricky. Nearly every book I've read on the matter has warned against using it. I know there are forms of composting which rely on anaerobic activity (without oxygen dependent microbes) and for that, one could use human feces, but for aerobic composting I would worry that it may do more harm than good.... It would eventually break down, like everything else, but it could complicate the process and take way longer (so many chemicals in our shit, and nasty, anaerobic bacteria). If you really want to try it, age it well and keep it well aerated for many months before you add it to the 'real' compost pile, or get a Bokashi bucket, which will break down stuff you should NEVER put in 'normal' compost piles.. Compost is cheap and easy to make with a little space and time. A simple 50/50 mixture of green plant clippings (rich in nitrogen), and brown oxidized materials (dead leaves, newspaper- rich in carbon), is all that's needed to make some decent compost. If you want a better product, a bag of cow manure is dirt cheap... and to sweeten the deal add your non-meat kitchen scraps (no dairy, citrus or shell-fish), watered down molasses, kelp (powdered or liquid is fine), egg-shells (to add calcium and bring up the ph) and you have yourself a lovely compost formula. Pile it high. I like to use some light materials, like coco or turface to let air in... A 3x3x3 area is supposed to be ideal, as it helps the center of the pile reach a high enough temperature for fast breakdown without literally baking the microbes doing the job. A big enough pile of composting material can literally combust under the right conditions! Mix all your ingredients together often to get oxygen into the center and keep the carbon/nitrogen ratio at 30:1. The center is where most of the activity is taking place... you have to get everything into the center to heat it up, break it down, so turn often and thoroughly. After about 6 months to a year (can be shorter with the right conditions) you'll have a compost rich in humic acid, amino-acids, beneficial microbes and all the macro and micro-nutrients (though maybe not in perfect proportion, they will break down slowly, so no worries about burning). Never use it in higher concentrations than 30-40% or you may smother your roots, causing root rot. I use a lot of perlite and turface to open it up and let it 'breathe'.

Shit. There, got it out of my system.. pun intended..

Unbelievable! When I saw this posted, I couldn't stop laughing. Just the visualization of sitting next to a pile of shit......puffin' away! I may be a bit novice, but I wouldn't feed with that. BTW, now I don't wanna eat corn on the cob.

I had to bump this "shit" again.. still makes me laugh.