Confessions

I like the taste of slightly burnt popcorn. So if you guys ever come over and we eat popcorn, I'll apologize that it accidentally got burnt, but really it was intentional.
 
i used to take all the cookies out of the lunches for my fdc and tell them they were out as i tried to keep thirty cookies from spewing forth.
 
I like the taste of slightly burnt popcorn. So if you guys ever come over and we eat popcorn, I'll apologize that it accidentally got burnt, but really it was intentional.

me too….and the ones that don't pop all the way, and if THEY are burnt, oh baybee
 
I have done many many many many stupid things, difficult to choose one, but I would say having an affair. That is just not something you do to someone. :(
 
When I was 12 I found my mom's dildo and started using it. We were very religious so when I left some shit on it and she saw it and confronted me, I told her I was using it on the dog so I wouldn't have to tell her I was using it.
 
When I was 12 I found my mom's dildo and started using it. We were very religious so when I left some shit on it and she saw it and confronted me, I told her I was using it on the dog so I wouldn't have to tell her I was using it.

Hahahahahah, wonder if your mom ever used again, heheheh. I got the fright of my life when my mom whipped her one out one day, it's just not something you want to know, I tried to poke out my third eye, didn't work.
 
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