If no one else showers but you, are you kissing your own ass ?
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If no one else showers but you, are you kissing your own ass ?
You rub the bar of soap directly on your ass? And share it with other people? *shudder*
qwizoking
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I stabbed a man once.....(wasn't serious though)
Was with a buddy and he ran over a dog..in the kinda neighborhood where you don't stop and see if its OK....I still remember it dragging itself by its front legs, that really fucked with me though...
Back in the day I sold a couple kids niacin instead of whatever they were wanting(they deserved it, funny stuff)
I once stole 20 bucks out the church thing
Cheated on every single quiz throughout schooling...never tests though, I had morals!
Yea I was a bad kid
Was with a buddy and he ran over a dog..in the kinda neighborhood where you don't stop and see if its OK....I still remember it dragging itself by its front legs, that really fucked with me though...
Back in the day I sold a couple kids niacin instead of whatever they were wanting(they deserved it, funny stuff)
I once stole 20 bucks out the church thing
Cheated on every single quiz throughout schooling...never tests though, I had morals!
Yea I was a bad kid
qwizoking
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I knew a kid who was gay..wonderful kid
Was at a party taking place at his girlfriends house..took some ecstacy, took too much idk and started freaking out...the mom (his gf's mom) gave him some methadone I think it was and told him to go sleep it off.....
He never woke up
The mom was arrested a day or so later
The gf having lost bf and mom in prison shot herself in the school bathroom with a .22
The gf thing was more best friend thing they just idk in public...was complicated
My last words to the kid were most likely the cause of him taking the drugs in the first place.....I jokingly made a comment about his sexuality..I was much older than him and was seriously joking..ah such an ass I am!!!
Will never forget that kid...a truly beautiful soul... OK no more dark stories for today....got a tear typing that
Was at a party taking place at his girlfriends house..took some ecstacy, took too much idk and started freaking out...the mom (his gf's mom) gave him some methadone I think it was and told him to go sleep it off.....
He never woke up
The mom was arrested a day or so later
The gf having lost bf and mom in prison shot herself in the school bathroom with a .22
The gf thing was more best friend thing they just idk in public...was complicated
My last words to the kid were most likely the cause of him taking the drugs in the first place.....I jokingly made a comment about his sexuality..I was much older than him and was seriously joking..ah such an ass I am!!!
Will never forget that kid...a truly beautiful soul... OK no more dark stories for today....got a tear typing that
chambray7
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Mad Hamish
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You can NOT take responsibility for the actions of others.
Mad Hamish
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LOL no I made this up. My wife's uncle claimed to do this. I stole it from him just for a laugh LOL
That's what I said. To this day, I rinse the soap whenever I get in the shower for just in case...
BarnBuster
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BarnBuster
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just ate a whole box of fish sticks without looking at the Nutrition Label.
Mad Hamish
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Same here. I am a dad so I get that stuff for Christmas and birthdays and fathers day... That, and socks.
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Popcorn900
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Ahhh now thats a good post. I wonder how many people would answer that one honestly.
I have a feeling when Mr. sunshine see's this post he will have something to say about it.
BarnBuster
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I hide from myself
Popcorn900
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^^^^^^^^^^^what you mean? shrinkage? ?????.
Indagrow
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My biggest confession of the thread so far:
Im so smitten with myself for starting this thing, it really took off and some hilarious stuff has been confessed. Im usually scared to start threads because they get like 2 pages and die but this one right here is my claim to fame. Im so proud of it that i actually just re-evaluated my life, i mean i put this up there with graduating highschool which is really lame and kinda gives insight to my life right now.
either way keep it going, my intentions for this where not to all jump on someones ass for a sin but i can't control the masses, i would say if your going to roast someones ass then you need to throw a confession up too but you unruly bastards would never play by my rules. Still post away judgment free unless your scared of loosing some internet friends in which case you need to look into your life like i just did.
A couple months ago i gave myself a hemorrhoid throwing up, i have since been so scared to do it again that when i puke (and i do often not ashamed the least bit) i do it standing up, but that started being a clean up issue.. so now when it get to the dry heave stage i put a finger over my hole... i know it must not change the situation at all but i think im doing it for peace of mind at this point.
Im so smitten with myself for starting this thing, it really took off and some hilarious stuff has been confessed. Im usually scared to start threads because they get like 2 pages and die but this one right here is my claim to fame. Im so proud of it that i actually just re-evaluated my life, i mean i put this up there with graduating highschool which is really lame and kinda gives insight to my life right now.
either way keep it going, my intentions for this where not to all jump on someones ass for a sin but i can't control the masses, i would say if your going to roast someones ass then you need to throw a confession up too but you unruly bastards would never play by my rules. Still post away judgment free unless your scared of loosing some internet friends in which case you need to look into your life like i just did.
A couple months ago i gave myself a hemorrhoid throwing up, i have since been so scared to do it again that when i puke (and i do often not ashamed the least bit) i do it standing up, but that started being a clean up issue.. so now when it get to the dry heave stage i put a finger over my hole... i know it must not change the situation at all but i think im doing it for peace of mind at this point.
Mad Hamish
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I confess I can bear a grudge for life. Not one of my strong points I know. But it is true. Cross the line and it cannot be un-crossed. Half Irish, half German blood. And a Scorpio if you believe in that stuff. Pretty volatile cocktail that LOL...
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