Congratulations -- Here's Your Speeding Ticket

So...I was driving here in my little Podunk town on one of the small local back roads to go and pick my Mom up from her hair appointment when all of a sudden a Sheriff appears in the other lane. As I pass him, I notice that I'm doing 20 over the speed limit oops. Look in my rear view, and he's definitely turning around and creeping up on me. As I slowed down to the normal speed limit, as well as coming to a complete stop at the upcoming stop sign, that's where he puts his lights on and pulls me over. We're talking tiny tiny small itty bitty local road, so really, I just stopped where I was since there's no shoulder to pull off on.

The pig himself was a giant cliche in his own skin -- big ass aviators, condescending tone to my violation, and of course, fat.

First ticket ever -- what a day it's already been; I'm ready to go back to bed...

Trip

yo man tell me about it.....what the fuck is it about little towns that makes cops like that? since i moved out here to this town i have gotten 3 speeding tickets all within 3 weeks man....i learned cruise control is my best friend.....idk what it is about cops man

Tryingtomastrkush said:

yo man tell me about it.....what the fuck is it about little towns that makes cops like that? since i moved out here to this town i have gotten 3 speeding tickets all within 3 weeks man....i learned cruise control is my best friend.....idk what it is about cops man

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Well, apparently, it's been a hot bed for cops in this town lately. I just moved back from Florida, where in the 2 years I lived there, I got pulled over for shit that I definitely should have gotten tickets for, yet, somehow, they let me off. This, although, yes, I was in violation, could have been a warning and a "slow it down" - kind of deal. I guess, I was just due...

small town police only do traffic stuff---no investigation bullshit---if you get in trouble it all came from a traffic stop

its kinda sweet living in a small town though i really dont have to worry half as much about cops as other people

The Son of Man said:

small town police only do traffic stuff---no investigation bullshit---if you get in trouble it all came from a traffic stop

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Well he was a Sheriff -- but I was wondering if he was gonna try and pull some "let me search your car" kinda shit. If that had happened, I'da told him to kiss my ass. (Only cuz the car is clean, at the moment)

Trip

learn the history of your small town from old timmers---bunch of movie style og shit going down right under your nose. This place is so lame---blah blah blah then the feds come in one day and take the county judge away

kingtrip said:

Well, apparently, it's been a hot bed for cops in this town lately. I just moved back from Florida, where in the 2 years I lived there, I got pulled over for shit that I definitely should have gotten tickets for, yet, somehow, they let me off. This, although, yes, I was in violation, could have been a warning and a "slow it down" - kind of deal. I guess, I was just due...

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ahhh; my good ole hometown... gotta love your local sherrif's department... if only it was the actual town cops; then i could fix it... sorry... how much over is the ticket??

The Son of Man said:

learn the history of your small town from old timmers---bunch of movie style og shit going down right under your nose. This place is so lame---blah blah blah then the feds come in one day and take the county judge away

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True dat! Actually, I have a feeling that the chief of police in my town here might actually smoke bud. Me and GoGrow know him -- He can back me up on it

kingtrip said:

True dat! Actually, I have a feeling that the chief of police in my town here might actually smoke bud. Me and GoGrow know him -- He can back me up on it

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nah... he's never liked to smoke... i still think he may be "supplementing his income" though....

gogrow said:

nah... he's never liked to smoke... i still think he may be "supplementing his income" though....

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Hehehe...recruiting that Step-Son of his to do some dirt?

kingtrip said:

Hehehe...recruiting that Step-Son of his to do some dirt?

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hell no!! he wouldnt trust that jack ass with pickin up milk and bread... talk to me on yahoo...

Anyway -- So my court date is March 6, 2009 where I will plead mercy from the court and pray that they reduce it down and keep the points off of my license. First offense, so hopefully they'll take pity on me. Not holding my breath though

dude jsut go to traffic school fuck court

dude---defective equipment I've done it and it gets dismissed.

last time i got pulled over i had a pipe (half toasted bowl in it) and a couple grams of weed in my altoids tin.
three cars pulled up, they searched my messy-ass car and wrote me a ticket for insurance (no insurance).
then the Sgt. gave me my weed back and let me go back to work ( i was on my lunch break and had got pulled over for having some snow obscuring one of the numbers or letters on my rear license plate).

they were just being asses for that---I've been driving my truck around for years and you can't make out shit on my license plate from trailer tongs hitting it.

yeah I've been pulled over cuz I had a Packer's license frame covering my plate and it was "obstructing the view" for when my tags expired. No ticket or anything though -- just told me to get rid of it.

what I dont understand is i thought their motto was "protect and serve" not "bully and run wild with a powertrip"

Tryingtomastrkush said:

what I dont understand is i thought their motto was "protect and serve" not "bully and run wild with a powertrip"

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Yeah...that's a whole 'nother issue that I won't even get into at the moment.