DemonTrich
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Were mostly all men, and being men, everything's a "who's dicks bigger" contest. It's an ego tbing. Unless your in the hampster category, then your out of luck.
Contest - Let's compare petioles. I bet mines bigger than yours ;)
- Thread starter AlphaPhase
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AlphaPhase
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Facts lol
Gary Goodson
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Wow, seems like the guy with the smallest dick wouldn't want to be in a dick measuring contest.
Don't worry, your nuts will drop soon.
Cyrus420
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How come not caring for the male stereotypes means I got a small dick? Listen old man I know you probably care about little boys dicks dropping but please don't worry about mine. Go back to stuffing it in your wife's stinky old pooper.
Edit: And of course I wouldn't want to be in a dick measuring contest, if my dick is out I'm taking a piss or fucking, not swinging it around with a bunch of other guys acting like little faggots.
Gary Goodson
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Lol so let's state some facts and I bet we will see why you're afraid of dick measuring contest. Oh and please make sure to correct me if I'm wrong.
Facts about Cyrus:
Small ass 2x2 tent
3rd grow total
Lives with girlfriend at her moms house.
Has a tiny penis
Yea, if I were you I wouldn't want to challenge anyone either.
Have fun sucking at life
Cyrus420
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Yea, 2x2 tent and pulled 5 Oz's of smokable bud out my small out tent. Give me three-four years I'll outgrow you.
Yea, third grow total and still open minded as fuck when people want to tell me shit. I don't shit on someone for being new like you old ass hats do.
Yea, I do live with my girlfriend at her mom's house. What's wrong with being with people you love? They are the most wonderful people in my life and are the only people who give a shit about me because my only family is a bunch of backwoods retards who judge me at every turn. So fuck you for even suggesting that is a bad thing at all.
I don't live my life in accordance with what others do. I'm damn happy with my small tent, amateur knowledge, and living where I do. There is no challenge here, I just pointed out how silly a petiole measuring contest is and commented on how it's retarded everything turns into a pissing race.
Edit: Forgot to congratulate your internet detective skills glad you've been paying attention to me.
Gary Goodson
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Oh you don't want to get shit on, but you shat all over this mans thread like your name was William Shatner.
If you got a little dick, just stay outta the contest and move along.
Cyrus420
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Calling someone's thread lame and going through someone's post history in a pathetic attempt to shame them are two different kinds of shitting on you daft bastard. It's w.e. In the future now I'll send you a personal invite to my wide ecliptic pot farm and we can have a fatty and talk about what a douche you were and what an ass I was and you and your old lady can come over and our wifes can chit chat about the nasty things we do to them while you say "Damn I was wrong Cyrus this is some good weed I misjudged you."
I'd love to give everyone such a chance one day, you'll see man.
AlphaPhase
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Can't we all get along and measure some massive mutant or genetic petioles in peace, coom by yah (I have no idea how to spell that, koom bi ya? Chum bye ya?)
AlphaPhase
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The only reason I started this thread was because I thought my petiole was pretty rad and just wondered how common it was. I'm going to crawl in a hole and reevaluate my life now 
Cyrus420
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Dude no don't get me wrong your petiole is massive and sweet, I just thought turning it into acontest and offering a prize was a little tooting your own horn but thats just my opinion imo i know i come across like an asshole that is just who i am man your plant looks beautiful dont think anything less of it because of what i say dudeThe only reason I started this thread was because I thought my petiole was pretty rad and just wondered how common it was. I'm going to crawl in a hole and reevaluate my life now
Cyrus420
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Cum in ya.
Gary Goodson
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Lol nah, I don't think this is a bad thread. I always like to see big ass leaves and fat petioles.The only reason I started this thread was because I thought my petiole was pretty rad and just wondered how common it was. I'm going to crawl in a hole and reevaluate my life now
Bbcchance
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I had a similar thing on a pineapple chunk pheno I ran, turned out some nice smoke, revegged it so I'll see if it happens again this round
you can see it creeping in on the bottom right, the great big long bastard with pencil stem
BarnBuster
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hey, don't feel bad, I clicked in here hoping to see some titty pics
Bbcchance
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( . Y . )
AlphaPhase
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That's cool I've never seen a stem grow out of a petiole, what a trip! I had buds grow on my leaves but never had that happen, what genetic is that?
Sativied
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Silver haze from sensi seeds. Because it's perpendicular on the petiole it looks like it's grow out straight out of the petiole, but later on when the branch became really fat and large and the leaf and petiole grew only a little it became more obvious the axilary branch sort of merged with the petiole. The axis got detached from the main stem.