MouseE
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Easy there cowboy, it took me a minute to write something
corrupt-a-wish game
- Thread starter Pinworm
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Pinworm
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Wish granted. You lose all your money when the dollar becomes worthless after Trump wins the 2016 presidency.
I wish I had an all expenses paid trip to Amsterdam.
bellcore
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*Alakazam and Jiminy Crickets* You wish has been granted. You win an all express paid trip by Donald Trump. He is so cheap he sends you to Amsterdam via USPS Media mail in a corrugated box and all you have to eat are cold deep fried Big Macs for 4 weeks. Once you arrive your accommodations are at the free methadone hospital and you have to empty bedpans 3 hours per day to subsidize the cost of your 'prize.' You go get to smoke some nice stuff in the coffee shops though.
I wish I had a snickers bar.
Hookabelly
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Wish granted, only upon closer inspection it isn't a snicker's but a corn back rattler snatched from the dirtiest gas station toilet bowl…
I wish I had serious boobs
Pinworm
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Wish granted. You are now the proud owner of some serious tig 'ole bitties. They are so big that you lose your balance, trip and fall down a flight of stairs, and are paralyzed from the tits down.
I wish I was an oscar meyer wiener.
Pinworm
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Wish granted. But, it's a generic one, and the only form you can take is a giant green dildo.
I wish I had a grip of m1000's to pass out for the 4th.
ClaytonBigsby
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BOOOOM! You have a giant box of M1000's to pass out. But, you can;t watch any of the fun because you have to wash my mom's back (and front) for the box of M1000's she had buried in her garage from years ago.
bu$hleaguer
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Come on Clayton, you have to make a wish now.
superloud
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I wish I hadn't seen that image of Clayton's mom
ClaytonBigsby
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Hey Bushy, sorry, thanks for the check.
I wish the Vatican would open its books to reveal the truths of mankind.
You should try fucking her. She's a selfish fucking ingrate.
insidagain
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After seeing that, I wish I was gay. And what the fuck happened to her right nip? Clayton you're an animal, an animal I say.
ClaytonBigsby
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She says it's from me breast feeding so late (9 yrs). "Too much teeth!!" she would yell as she slapped me about the head and shoulders. I don;t remember ever hurting her though. I think it was from the night her and her stupid meth drunkies were playing truth or dare and she hooked herself to her boyfriend's motorcycle battery with jumper cables. I remember a lot of laughing, screaming, and blood, but I was pretty drunk too and had to stay in the next room since I was only 11.
abe supercro
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may all your wishes be granted, even if they are fucked up version of your wish.
OOBubblesOO
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Granted, but it's a lb of seedy mexican shwag with .000001% cannabinoids.
I wish it was sunny outside.
I wish it was sunny outside.
Gary Goodson
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Wish granted, but you got drunk and drove to Gary's, now your butthole hurts!
I wish someone would trim all my weed for me
Diabolical666
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Bazinga...I send over my friend Eddy Scissorhands and he shapes all your buds into penises
I wish I had a nap
