Corrupt-a-wish

Indagrow · Apr 1, 2019

Pretty straight forward here one member posts a wish the next grants it but put a little of you in it.
Example:
-Wish I had a new car
-Granted but it only starts by fingering your grandmother (kinda like the dui blow starters)

Yeah I know I started the filth bar high but I haven't been around I had to catch up

Who's got a wish

ANC · Apr 1, 2019

I wish I could be less shit

curious2garden · Apr 1, 2019

Indagrow said:
Pretty straight forward here one member posts a wish the next grants it but put a little of you in it.
Example:
-Wish I had a new car
-Granted but it only starts by fingering your grandmother (kinda like the dui blow starters)

Yeah I know I started the filth bar high but I haven't been around I had to catch up

Who's got a wish

Nice tribute thread ++ rep
https://www.rollitup.org/t/corrupt-a-wish-game.865173/

cannabineer · Apr 1, 2019

ANC said:
I wish I could be less shit

Granted, but in compensation you'll be very pissed off.

I wish I could sing.

curious2garden · Apr 1, 2019

cannabineer said:
Granted, but in compensation you'll be very pissed off.

I wish I could sing.

Granted, but you can only Tuvan throat sing.

I wish my dogs would brush their own teeth.

ANC · Apr 1, 2019

cannabineer said:
Granted, but in compensation you'll be very pissed off.

How would I tell when it starts?

ANC · Apr 1, 2019

curious2garden said:
I wish my dogs would brush their own teeth.

OK, but they will use your toothbrush

cannabineer · Apr 1, 2019

ANC said:
How would I tell when it starts?

I believe there are test strips

cannabineer · Apr 1, 2019

curious2garden said:
Granted, but you can only Tuvan throat sing.

I wish my dogs would brush their own teeth.

Oh the huge manatee!
{ANC"s answer notwithstanding) Granted, but their toothbrush will have come from the north end of a southgoing cat

I wish my car were cleaner

ANC · Apr 1, 2019

OK, but it is a hearse.

Imagine a GP driving a hearse... lol, that would be classic.

jerryb73 · Apr 1, 2019

I wish I didn’t have to work anymore.

abalonehx · Apr 1, 2019

jerryb73 said:
I wish I didn’t have to work anymore.

Granted.
But you never make money again.
Well, that was easy...

I wish Donnie wasn't President.

jerryb73 · Apr 1, 2019

abalonehx said:
Granted.
But you never make money again.
Well, that was easy...

I wish Donnie wasn't President.

Granted. But you have to give him a happy ending on his way out.

I wish to see the above :hump:

abalonehx · Apr 1, 2019

2 more years at least then. Jolly good.

neosapien · Apr 1, 2019

abalonehx said:
Granted.
But you never make money again.
Well, that was easy...

I wish Donnie wasn't President.

Granted. Now Mike Pence is president.

jerryb73 said:
Granted. But you have to give him a happy ending on his way out.

I wish to see the above

Granted. You gotta clean up the aftermath.

I wish my progressing male pattern baldness would stop.

Indagrow · Apr 1, 2019

neosapien said:
Granted. Now Mike Pence is president.

Granted. You gotta clean up the aftermath.

I wish my progressing male pattern baldness would stop.

Granted but it grows back and progresses so much your forehead is only an inch

I wish I could time my ass slaps better while fucking

ANC · Apr 2, 2019

OK, but it is going to be to the beat of Twinkle twinkle little star.

Indagrow · Apr 2, 2019

Ok but its a remix wrinkle stinkle brown star

Wish this thread had more flow its hard to compete with pin

Grandpapy · Apr 2, 2019

Wish granted but the only way you will ever catch Rainbow will be with flowmax or a catheter.

I wish the road less traveled had more rest areas.

ANC · Apr 2, 2019

Granted, but Indagrow has been there just before you.

I wish oranges wouldn't make your hands smell so much.

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