couch weed problems?

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I sit on my couch.. A lot..
I figured I smoke enough to grow..
I put the leg of my couch into some good organic soil.
How long before my couch grows bud?

Do I need more nutrients than Taco Bell?
I'm using cheesey gordita crunch right now.

What recipe do I need to have the best 10$ or less nutrient meal any couch grower can have?

Example: French bread, salami, cheddar cheese, strawberry jelly... Toasted..
 
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Nutes and Nugs

Nutes and Nugs

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All you need now is a way to water the couch.
Seems like it's full of gaseous nutes to last a few grows.
Legumes are your friend.
 
Happygirl

Happygirl

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OMG so fuc8ing funny love it can't wait for my greens to mature maybe I will come up with something only time wil tell. Keep up the funnies :leaf:
 
bu$hleaguer

bu$hleaguer

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You're not going to grow good sticky buds until you quit your fucking job, bro.

Quit your stupid job, stop bathing, don't wash your clothes or your asshole, either.

All that is good, but if I can give any advice, it's to quit your job and move back in to your parents' house.

Then you will finally see crazy growth, bro. And the nugs will be dense as fuck.
 
KLITE

KLITE

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Yes mate yes!

I once did a grow just like yours because a friend told me old stale farts in growing medium make anything the shit!
I hope your couch is well farted on just like any good couch should!
 
Blindnslow

Blindnslow

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Set it outside to get the full potential. I know a lot of people are growing em inside, cause that's where the AC is. Don't take the lazy approach. Do it like it was meant to be done!! Besides those couches have been growing outdoors for thousands of years without any help from us. Here's one in its natural habitat....

 
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