Could You Survive A Zombie Outbreak?

I know I have but man it's been a long time since I've watched the Simpson's. That episode was probably on around Halloween, damn, I must have missed it.

If a large amount of the population was infected with rabies or some similar disease that would cause insanity & unprovoked attacks on basically anything that moves?

I think it really depends on where you are when it hits, how soon you find out, if you're near weapons (and if you are, obviously your marxmanship will come into play), how quick you can run away from zombies and hotwire a vehicle, ability to find uninfected food/water. It would be a true survival-of-the-fittest test, rivaled only by other extremes like alien invasion, the earth being struck by an enormous comet, or pretty much anything else that would rip society at the seams in a particular country or continent or even on a global level.

Or I guess some people would haul up in a sealed basement or something and wait out the epidemic. Doesn't seem very proactive though, does it?

Personally, as long as I had enough time to get my hands on a shotgun for close range assault & some sort of handgun or rifle for longer range (preferably some sort of automatic assault rifle), I would probably be alright unless I somehow attracted a real swarm of them. Even then maybe I could survive if I had enough shotgun rounds or some sorta car to run over a few & get the fuck outta there xD

spliffbazz said:

look at this

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Dude, that's fucking awesome! My father was one of those waiting for the end of the world type and he would've totally wanted that.

ye its cool ....id say one could be made fairly handy .....dig a big hole with diggers and get aload of shipping containers cover back up (leave secret hatch) = zombie bunker.............LOL

they're gear rocks...they have one that says "in case of zombie, break glass...." i want that one...

I'd be way more worried about other people than zombies

Wordz said:

I'd be way more worried about other people than zombies

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Could you imagine the chaos? It would be insanity!

†LHFAO† just finished watching zombieland...that movie fucking rocked...Tallahassee's my boy...he fucking kicked ass....

Schmarmpit said:

Avoid Walmart, it's already infested with zombies. That's the first place everyone will go.
Buy up all the guns, ammo, canned food, and water before hand. Have secure, secluded shelter. Lot's of weed.
Start killing animals now so that you can handle killing people in the future. Gacy did, and he was a master!

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†L† I'm tx born and bread, and an eagle scout besides, I've killed what ended up on my plate more than a few times
with you on the weed though, if it happened, I would hope it doesn't until my grows get much much bigger also already starting to grow our own food, but thats more because of pesticides and shit, and there is just nothing like eating what you've grown/hunted yourself...

I can't believe that they actually make vehicles for this!

I want one!!!

http://jalopnik.com/5514798/ecoroamer-the-high+tech-zombie+proof-survival-rv

that if fucking bad....they need to arm it

I'd be on the road constantly, RE:Extinction style. You gotta think. Is holing up in a bunker really a good idea? Are the zombies ever going to get tired of waiting for you to come outside, or are they just going to sit there and wait indefinately?

Besides, think about this. We have millions of citizens, who are already armed. The zombies need to be afraid of us. We'd massacre them. Think like this. We've driven great white sharks to the brink of extinction. And they are fucking great white sharks.

As far as having a good vantage point, that's a good idea if the enemy can feel fear. But we're talking zombies. They are just gonna come from all sides until you're stuck on a giant hill with no escape route.

Skillet idea sounds good, in theory. Until you consider all the zombie blood that is going to fly all over you.

I guess I've spent entirely too much time thinking about this.

420God said:

Good movie but impossible to survive. Could you handle the typical, strength by numbers Zombies we're use to?

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If fully prepared, meaning, adequately armed, I would survive. Ha, that is the biggest problem though. I think if that were to happen, more people would die from being unprepared, rather than dying because there are a lot of zombies.

Headshottssssss

Snootchie Bootchies

I read this thread before going to sleep this morning. Had some crazy dream where it was like zombies mixed with the movie tremors. People couldn't understand it so they were getting fucked up left and right. Crazy ass dream, would've been funner if I had lucid dreaming down.

lol lucid dreaming. Easier said than done, I've only been lucky enough to do that a few times, but mostly as a kid

haha I would prolly goto my friends house were they have 3 ak=47 and 5 45's so ill be strait. Then We would dip to the wally-mart and get tones of food and get a camping supplies. Then go get a H2 to fit all the shit in haha.

It would definitely be a shitty way to go.

youd probably want to wear some kind of head gear so zombie blood wouldnt splash in your face...that would suck to be kicking zombie ass then all of a sudden youre a brainsucker because you accidentally got some zombie blood in your mouth or eyes...

SmokeyMcSmokester said:

youd probably want to wear some kind of head gear so zombie blood wouldnt splash in your face...that would suck to be kicking zombie ass then all of a sudden youre a brainsucker because you accidentally got some zombie blood in your mouth or eyes...

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Good thing they make these, lol.