Couples - What's your sex life like?

Padawanbater2

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I was on page 1 yest then came to page 4 without going inbetween...have we gone from sex to political shit?..if so im gone like a mouse being chased by a gay rat :o
That's the most recent examples of the themes of hate and rejection I include in all my threads

How dare that hateful Muslim man in Paris pass out hugs!
 

Yessica...

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That's the most recent examples of the themes of hate and rejection I include in all my threads

How dare that hateful Muslim man in Paris pass out hugs!
I really don’t like going back over old threads, but I did peak at that one “PROOF” of you're being a “internet rapist”

Someone talked about being sexually abused. You asked “legitimate abuse”?

What I took from that, was that you were asking if they were real incidents, or if the member was a fucking liar.

But it seems after with all the hate and shit spewed in your face, that everyone thought you were asking “legitimate” as in a justified sexual assault.

That’s insane. Just because some member gets a weird boner when you post, and then puts their hang ups and misconceptions about shit on you - and THEN goes around calling you a liar…

Well, THAT shit is why I don’t go into the politics section.

It never seemed to me that people wanted to have actual discussions. They make up their mind what YOU mean, and then they don’t give a shit about asking you, talking to you, whatever. Whatever they THINK you mean, is what you mean.

Fucking gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

I blame all this ornery behaviour on all of their weird boners…

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UncleBuck

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How do you rev the motor?
i insert my penis into her vagina and thrust repeatedly until ejaculation occurs.

we are in the process of conceiving a little buck right now, so we do it every other night. doctor's orders. i am not allowed to masturbate on off days ether.

procreational sex feels much different than recreational sex for some reason. no pressure to do anything but get off i guess.

and yes, i'm still alive, suckas.
 

bu$hleaguer

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I do weird shit to my old lady.

One time I poured whiskey on her poon before I ate it.

I threw her ass up into one of those sex swings a few times but honestly it wasn't that fantastic.

A few weeks ago I pulled over in front of some house at like 7 pm and jumped her shit and started banging away at her pork purse with my little cock in the passenger seat. All of a sudden she's like "oh shit" I look up and some guy is coming out of the house and he walks up and stands there. I jumped up and closed the door and went around to get back in the car and he goes "hey hold on there fella.... Ma'am are you alright?" She said yes and we drove off.

One time we rented a motel room with cash and just fucked for about 5 hours like sick bastards. We would smoke a bowl, take 2 shots, fuck, lay there, then repeat.
 
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