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MICHI-CAN

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How rapidly civilization deteriorates. Afternoon lying in bed still. With the old lady and the dog. Watching brain dead filler on tv. I brushed my teeth. Made my contribution.
 

xtsho

Well-Known Member
Don't let her talk to @Laughing Grass , you'll be lucky if she crushes your nuts. Trust me I'm her not ex boyfriend

SH420
Now you made me remember this:

"John Wayne Bobbitt and Lorena Bobbitt were an American couple married on June 18, 1989 whose relationship made world-wide headlines in 1993 when Lorena cut off his penis with a knife while he was asleep in bed."
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Now you made me remember this:

"John Wayne Bobbitt and Lorena Bobbitt were an American couple married on June 18, 1989 whose relationship made world-wide headlines in 1993 when Lorena cut off his penis with a knife while he was asleep in bed."
The story I remember is that she then drove and chucked the severed member from the car window.

The story has been elaborated by positing a coupla rednecks following her in a rust-colored pickup.

The bit of flesh landed on their windshield. Zeke turns to Cletus and says “sheeyit did you see the DICK on that bug!”
 

MICHI-CAN

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Now you made me remember this:

"John Wayne Bobbitt and Lorena Bobbitt were an American couple married on June 18, 1989 whose relationship made world-wide headlines in 1993 when Lorena cut off his penis with a knife while he was asleep in bed."
I could feel my testicles retracting as I recalled that and the crazy glue incident. Can we quit giving them ideas?
 

doublejj

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NYC's 911 system overwhelmed: 'I'm terrified,' paramedic says

“I’m terrified,” said Suarez, who has been a paramedic in New York City for 26 years and had assisted in rescue efforts during the Sept. 11, 2001, terror attacks and later served in the Iraq War. “I honestly don’t know if I’m going to survive. I’m terrified of what I’ve already possibly brought home.”
 

xtsho

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“I don’t think it’s a good idea for Oregonians to be able to pump their own fuel. There’s a few of us designated, trained attendants who touch the pumps and we’re taking the proper safety precautions,"

Trained to pump gas? This guy seems to think he's some kind of Petroleum Transfer Technician. People pump their own gas in the other 48 states. It's not rocket science and requires no training.

 

MICHI-CAN

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NYC's 911 system overwhelmed: 'I'm terrified,' paramedic says

“I’m terrified,” said Suarez, who has been a paramedic in New York City for 26 years and had assisted in rescue efforts during the Sept. 11, 2001, terror attacks and later served in the Iraq War. “I honestly don’t know if I’m going to survive. I’m terrified of what I’ve already possibly brought home.”
Been listening to the local county dispatch scanner online. Guns, suicidal threats and respiratory issues seem to be trending the last two days.
 

MICHI-CAN

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“I don’t think it’s a good idea for Oregonians to be able to pump their own fuel. There’s a few of us designated, trained attendants who touch the pumps and we’re taking the proper safety precautions,"

Trained to pump gas? This guy seems to think he's some kind of Petroleum Transfer Technician. People pump their own gas in the other 48 states. It's not rocket science and requires no training.

Been self serve since the 70's here. Those nozzles are biological dump sites.
 

xtsho

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John Wayne Bobbitt after having his penis cut off by his wife and tossed from a car into some bushes the penis was found, cleaned, and reattached. John couldn't live with the stigma that his junk might not work so he went on to make 2 pornographic movies so the world would know that he could still get it up. :bigjoint:

 

xtsho

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Been self serve since the 70's here. Those nozzles are biological dump sites.

In was in Texas a few years ago and forgot that you had to pump your own gas. I was sitting in the rental car at the pump and started to hear some honking from the car behind me. It was an "Oh Shit!" moment. I jumped out and started filling the car. Had a conversation with the guy that honked and he was shocked that we couldn't pump our own gas in Oregon. He just shook his head and said "Well that sucks". When I told him we have full nude dancers at the strip clubs he got a big smile on his face.
 

tangerinegreen555

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John Wayne Bobbitt after having his penis cut off by his wife and tossed from a car into some bushes the penis was found, cleaned, and reattached. John couldn't live with the stigma that his junk might not work so he went on to make 2 pornographic movies so the world would know that he could still get it up. :bigjoint:

Do you remember what Jeffery Dahmer asked Lorena Bobbitt after she cut his dick off?



"Hey, you gonna eat that?"
 

BarnBuster

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Waiting on final auth from FDA, maybe today. Each machine, 80K masks per day per machine. Each mask can be sterilized 20 times without degradation. Same masks returned to same hospital. FDA only approved 10K per day per machine. 4 machines now, 2 to remain in Ohio, 1 to NY and maybe one to Wash state.
 
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