craziest family moment

post the craziest relative, what they've done or crazy moment with your family.

K, you go first..

When my mom through a skillet of sloppy joes all over my dad right off the stove.... well that would be the craziest moment that I wasn't the cause of anyway.

I have a brother thats a former meth cook/tester, one thats a hacker, one thats schizophrenic, one that has spent most of his adult life over seas killing brown people for the United State's Marines, and I grow lots of pot and live in a white trash neighborhood with other people like me.

Of the top ten crazy moments would be my step dad doing a line of coke off the dashboard after my brother cut them up a few lines and he passes out and starts driving off the road so my brother grabs the wheel and brings us to a stop on the side off the side of the road. Good times good times.

One time when we where teenagers me and my schizophrenic brother (he wasn't that much schizophrenic yet) got lit off UV blue and ran from the police. We ran down a creek and through a lot of alleys and where still wet when we got to my dad's house. We thought we would sneak in but my dad was out on the porch wasted and in a cheerful mood. We all took pictures together then I went inside, puked, and passed out. Only time I have ever had to run from the cops.

Well this feels almost therapeutic.

abe supercro said:

K, you go first..

Click to expand...

well lets see... my cousin once tried to set up a trap for his then girlfriend in a "acme mouse trap" fashion. i dont remember every setup of this trap but it seemed elaborate from the way he set it up. after he completed it me and him waited in the closet for her to come into the living room we watched as nothing happened, my cousin runs through a string he set up and everything fell on his ass. me and his girl clowned his ass the whole day man.

Well.......I have 2 brothers they're twins one went to college the other joined the navy.
The brother that joined the navy just seemed to have found what he was looking for he absolutely loved it the traveling the structure we all saw a big difference in his life for the positive .
Flash forward to 1983 he'd been in for about 6 years
He had been home on leave for I don't know maybe a month he had spent the last week of it at my home with my wife and child. He heads back to his base which was in Norfolk vir.
I took him to the bus station we said our good byes and he got on the bus.. about a week later my mother called me and asked if I'd seen my brother and I told her no not since I left him at the bus station........mom informs me that he never showed she tells me that one officer had called and told her that he was AWOL.
Well long story short my brother had indeed gone AWOL but what no one knew was where he had spent his last Six months . He had been living in the crawlspace under mom & dads house only coming out when they had left for work and occasionally slipping out during the weekends and staying in some barn close to the house........this really screwed up his life and he is still paying or it today he got a bad conduct discharge for six months of living under a house .......later he told me that he had gotten into a fight while traveling back to Norfolk and he thought he had killed the guy.......so he decided to haul ass back home which he did and the rest as they say is history
PS they found the guy my brother had fought with still among the living........

When i was 14 my mum walked in the house with her co worker while my girlfriend was sucking me off on the sofa, had only time to put a cushion over me.
Another time with another girlfriend, was about 17 or 18 then, my mum thoguht itd be smart to go in the room when she knocked and no one answered, i was obviously giving her the nasty when she came in and quickly left again. So fucking embarrassing.
Another time me and my 12 year old cousin were both riding on the same bike, he was sitting on the body as i pedalled furiously down a hill. He thought hed be smart to put his heel on the front wheel by mistake projecting us god knows how many meters to brush our teeth on the asphalt. He cried shouting like a baby for about 2 hours, no major injuries either. I found that the funniest, him crying for hours and shouting.

Well.......I have 2 brothers they're twins one went to college the other joined the navy.
The brother that joined the navy just seemed to have found what he was looking for he absolutely loved it the traveling the structure we all saw a big difference in his life for the positive .
Flash forward to 1983 he'd been in for about 6 years
He had been home on leave for I don't know maybe a month he had spent the last week of it at my home with my wife and child. He heads back to his base which was in Norfolk vir.
I took him to the bus station we said our good byes and he got on the bus.. about a week later my mother called me and asked if I'd seen my brother and I told her no not since I left him at the bus station........mom informs me that he never showed she tells me that one officer had called and told her that he was AWOL.
Well long story short my brother had indeed gone AWOL but what no one knew was where he had spent his last Six months . He had been living in the crawlspace under mom & dads house only coming out when they had left for work and occasionally slipping out during the weekends and staying in some barn close to the house........this really screwed up his life and he is still paying or it today he got a bad conduct discharge for six months of living under a house .......later he told me that he had gotten into a fight while traveling back to Norfolk and he thought he had killed the guy.......so he decided to haul ass back home which he did and the rest as they say is history
PS they found the guy my brother had fought with still among the living........

Click to expand...

Thats out of a fucking film man! Hope he feels better man