Craziest shit you got away with!
- Thread starter Mr. Bongwater
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at an undisclosed location years ago a guy shortchanged us when me and my buddies were like 17 baught a quart and he sold us 3 grams short so we borrowed my mums car kicked through his colourbond fence then ripped 6 plants and loaded them into a corolla lol drove back with trees sticking out all the windows lol
DG1959
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Driving down 4th avenue? in Alaska many years ago ( 1978 ..hit every strip joint we could find.. I was riding shotgun very best friend was driving and we are super f ing drunk... he asked me to open my door and look back at his rear tire, thought it might be going flat and didn't want to stop ..Don't know why we didn't stop.. (remember we were bombed) I didn't notice the detective driving right beside us. I smacked his car with my door.
Detective was really pissed off ! attitude and then some.... for some reason he was called away, he just drove away.... fun. RIP Pete.
Detective was really pissed off ! attitude and then some.... for some reason he was called away, he just drove away.... fun. RIP Pete.
Mr. Bongwater
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what does that have to do with the thread title?
Indagrow
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Lizzie Borden comes to mind..
Zig-Zag Blue
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I double dipped my chip at last years Christmas party.really has been bothering me thinking i should come clean for this years party but now i dont have to thanks to this thread.
Zig-Zag Blue
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Sure feels good to finaly get that off of my chest, so thanks again Mr Bongwater!
Mr. Bongwater
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ran out of gas and then got pulled over with a quarter pound of weed and a bong in the back seat lol, would of went to jail and fucked my whole life over
mr sunshine
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How can you get pulled over if you ran out of gas first? Get your lies straight before you tell them.
vfwvn
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just perhaps I have something to do with the title
meristem
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Maybe he was still drifting after the engine died and the cops pulled him over because of the bong he was hitting at the time that made him forget to get gas 20 miles back. Maybe.
Mr. Bongwater
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yeah we were baked and forgot to get gas and figured we'd be able to make it to the next pump lol but we ran out and when we did a cop pulled over next to us a minute later and asked us whats up, big ol quarter pound bag of weed under the back seat and a bong, got real lucky.
chuck estevez
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ZaraBeth420
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When I was 16, I laced a joint with some of my bf's hash and smoked it one friday evening while driving around killing time.
The hash was really strong, and I passed out behind the wheel. I went off the road hit a ditch and just kept driving. I remember being in a trance state for a few seconds until I woke up from the bumps and got the car back on the road. I was 10 times baked and panicked bad. I was OK though and drove to a bowling alley and called a friend.
The hash was really strong, and I passed out behind the wheel. I went off the road hit a ditch and just kept driving. I remember being in a trance state for a few seconds until I woke up from the bumps and got the car back on the road. I was 10 times baked and panicked bad. I was OK though and drove to a bowling alley and called a friend.
Mr. Bongwater
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lol holy fuck, i passed out cold one time from standing up too long after smoking a lot of weed and fell down some steep stairs
Mr. Bongwater
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and mr.sunshine whatever u said u can kiss my ass, i got u ignore
Indagrow
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@mr sunshine said your story has holes in it because if you're already stopped it's not being pulled over.. I agree
Also why the fuck are you driving around with a bong and a quarter? Mom won't let you smoke in the basement anymore or some shit... You have no older friends that have their own place maybe a couple gropes in you're in the door?.. Like that 43 year old dude that hangs out with teenagers still?
How the fuck do you stand up for 'too long' how much are you sitting down in life?
I think jail might save your life you seem to be experiencing adult onset autism
Also why the fuck are you driving around with a bong and a quarter? Mom won't let you smoke in the basement anymore or some shit... You have no older friends that have their own place maybe a couple gropes in you're in the door?.. Like that 43 year old dude that hangs out with teenagers still?
How the fuck do you stand up for 'too long' how much are you sitting down in life?
I think jail might save your life you seem to be experiencing adult onset autism
Mr. Bongwater
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1. a lot of indica makes you light headed and i'm prone to fainting anyways so standing up in the same spot too long after smoking makes me pass out
2. yes we smoke inside at my buddy's house 99% of the time
3. we drove out of town to get a real cheap deal on the quarter pound
4. i'm 21 and don't live with my parents lol
so go suck a dick
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