Gotta love California!!!
Back when I was still living in Oakland, my house got broken into. We called the cops because we literally got home while the fucks were still tearing through our house. They ran out the back before the cops showed up... When they showed up, I showed them my documents and told them I had a small 6-plant grow going... After they checked through the house to make sure the coast was clear, the cop came out and said these words, which I will never forget: "They tore your house up pretty good, but don't worry, your plants are OK". And that was that.