Deepest darkest shit you dont tell people.

ChingOwn

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Mar 11, 2022

• #1

I fucking love getting drunk and doing tummy sticks and listening to justin be berbs. Baby go love yourself ftw...

 

curious2garden

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Mar 11, 2022

• #2

ChingOwn said:

I fucking love getting drunk and doing tummy sticks and listening to justin be berbs. Baby go love yourself ftw...

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I’m afraid to google “tummy sticks”

 

ChingOwn

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Mar 11, 2022

• #3

few... just like two rhinos rubbing horns semi aggressively

 

lokie

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Mar 11, 2022

• #4

curious2garden said:

I’m afraid to google “tummy sticks”

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Urban Dictionary: tummy sticks

It's kind of like football, but instead of wearing pads you're naked, and instead of football it's gay sex.

www.urbandictionary.com

Loosely translated: Sword Fight.

 

ChingOwn

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Mar 11, 2022

• #5

Nails it

 

curious2garden

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Mar 11, 2022

• #6

lokie said:

Urban Dictionary: tummy sticks

It's kind of like football, but instead of wearing pads you're naked, and instead of football it's gay sex.

www.urbandictionary.com

Loosely translated: Sword Fight.
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Thank god you saved me from googling that.

 

ChingOwn

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Mar 11, 2022

• #7

So ain't nobody shared a sea crit up in here but me

 

lokie

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Mar 11, 2022

• #8

ChingOwn said:

So ain't nobody shared a sea crit up in here but me

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I sometimes think about pushing baby ducks into the water.

 

tkufoS

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Mar 11, 2022

• #9

I touch myself

 

ChingOwn

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Mar 11, 2022

• #10

tkufoS said:

I touch myself

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Little more details please8

 

Sir Napsalot

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Mar 11, 2022

• #11

My friend and I ripped off a Chinese junkie in Hong Kong in 1976

 

Sir Napsalot

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Mar 11, 2022

• #12

My ruse was working fine until my antsy friend decided to hit him in the head

 

ChingOwn

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Mar 12, 2022

• #13

Hitting is important when dealing with the addicted

 

Laughing Grass

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Mar 12, 2022

• #14

I signed up for RIU

 

PadawanWarrior

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Mar 12, 2022

• #15

This seems like a setup,

 

BarnBuster

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Mar 12, 2022

• #16

ChingOwn said:

Little more details please8

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Rurumo

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Mar 12, 2022

• #17

Thanks for teaching me about "tummy sticks." This is good life knowledge.

 

CunningCanuk

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Mar 12, 2022

• #18

I once ate nine cans of ravioli in one sitting.

 

neosapien

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Mar 12, 2022

• #19

I act like a hippy and that I'm all about peace and love but really deep down I fucking hate most people and just want them to die. Not die. Just not be alive any longer.

 

CunningCanuk

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Mar 12, 2022

• #20

I do a set every Wednesday on amateur night at the Tool Box. No lap dances though. Sorry ladies.