Dick sucking thread

Yessica... said:
He's asleep but FIRST THING tomorrow I will DEF tell him:

"hey this dude on-the-line said you have to muck out my downstairs. Just let me splash some water on my box...you know...to clean the SHIT out..."

Yeah - that's gonna be ONE SEXY morning...Thank you for all your help and dedication to my sexual well being. YOU ARE A GIVER!

hahahah
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No No No! Do all the cleaning up part first. Don't give him the choice of the oral part, make it mandatory. Dr's orders
 
Yessica... said:
Yessum!!!
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torontoke said:
Unfortunately experience told me.
Bjs are womens date rape drugs.
Then u move them in and bam
Rehab!
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Depends on the LadI I guess.

Other reason's for blowies besides being a guy with a deck, or wanting something:

1. Shark Week
2. Not feeling like having sex, but still wanting the after-cuddle.
3. Trying to see if you can talk with it in your mouth, and then laughing at what that sounds like...
 
Yessica... said:
Depends on the LadI I guess.

Other reason's for blowies besides being a guy with a deck, or wanting something:

1. Shark Week
2. Not feeling like having sex, but still wanting the after-cuddle.
3. Trying to see if you can talk with it in your mouth, and then laughing at what that sounds like...
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I call it being on the mic love making bitties laugh when they blow me.... Just laugh into the microphone babe your doing great
 
torontoke said:
Well i wish i got to experience one of those ladies.
Instead i usually get the part time penis friendly.
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Maybe look for a chick that smokes weed?

Or someone without a GIANT stick up their ass.

Sex is fun - AND can be quite funny.

And Blowies - pretty much always hilarious.

I usually run to the bathroom after, and gargle as loud as possible with water. Then I come back in, smack my lips, and say:

"Mumpck....aaaaaaaahhhhhh...refreshing!"
 
Yessica... said:
Maybe look for a chick that smokes weed?

Or someone without a GIANT stick up their ass.

Sex is fun - AND can be quite funny.

And Blowies - pretty much always hilarious.

I usually run to the bathroom after, and gargle as loud as possible with water. Then I come back in, smack my lips, and say:

"Mumpck....aaaaaaaahhhhhh...refreshing!"
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Ooooor something along the lines of:

"I should be good until dinner*** now!"

***can also use breakfast, or lunch, OR BRUNCH.
 
Ive tried every type color genre everything.
Women simply dont enjoy or arent as dirty as men.

Those few that are.
Or have figured it out are the smart ones.
 
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