Did Area 51 Drop The W100?

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az2000

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Which one of you fanboys had dibs on blowing Jeff first?
You're sounding like The Dog in the Manger:


"Though it be not the hound's habit to eat chaff,
yet will he warn off an ox
that commeth to the barn to take up any food.

People often grudge others what they cannot enjoy themselves."
-- (Aesop's Fables, Book II, 1.84)

For what it's worth, it seems like it's you and @tstick who require fellacio as a prerequisite to posessing the best commercial LED fixture available. It's more about the "experience" for you two.

I'm sure one day you possibly will provide more jobs and will be able to hire an AZ2000 type person.
I appreciate the endorsement. I clearly have a lot of time on my hands. But, I don't think I could be paid enough to deal with these people on a daily basis.

Seriously, if I were Jeff I think I'd start playing up this angle about how he's different. An FAQ entry:

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Q: Are you the 'Soup Nazi?'

A: Our mission is to bring the latest, most efficient LED technology to market, in a quality build, at affordable prices. The quality of our build requires little support, and this leads to greater awareness within the community through word of mouth. We don't need overhead for marketing and support.

Therefore, we expect our customers to recognize we are a small group holding costs down so we can pass that savings on. Any business will encounter "difficult" customers. Due to the nature of our business, we simply choose not to deal with such customers because to do so would increase our overhead. This would result in higher prices and/or bringing the latest LED technology to market later.

In two years we've had 6 customers out of 2000 whom we've had to say "No soup for you." Mainly because they needed a "bribe" to be our customer. We understand this is unorthodox. But, we're proud to be unorthodox in this manner. It's one of the ways we set ourselves apart from the competition. It's how we added value to the other 1994 customers. It's why we're making it clear in this FAQ.

If you're looking for the best value (technology, quality and price), we're your company. If you need discounts because we made a mistake, or we weren't as congenial as a car salesman, look elsewhere.
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DogKnot

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You have a very unhealthy obsession with my weiner.
I wish you'd just give a couple of these fanboys a light and send them on their way. This level of ass kissing is unprecedented and I've had serious brown nosers work for me. I usually try and get rid off them fast but that's just me. Contrary to speculation, I don't have any skin in the game. I was just looking for some objective info then the fanboy mafia came out of the woodwork. Give em them a light already.
 

THCbreeder

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I wish you'd just give a couple of these fanboys a light and send them on their way. This level of ass kissing is unprecedented and I've had serious brown nosers work for me. I usually try and get rid off them fast but that's just me. Contrary to speculation, I don't have any skin in the game. I was just looking for some objective info then the fanboy mafia came out of the woodwork. Give em them a light already.
EH does not have to give anybody a light . We all just believe in the best quality light for a good price which he makes and provides . People like you will buy platinum led (5year old technology ) and pay a premium while "fanboys" will pay less for better quality . Why ? Cause we share common knowledge amongst the various forums and do our due dillgence before hopping on any bandwagon. Some days you have to give credit where credit is due . Steve Jobs was a complete narcissistic asshole but holy hell he had the best damn phone /computer etc that BILLIONS of people use .
 
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THCbreeder

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You're sounding like The Dog in the Manger:


"Though it be not the hound's habit to eat chaff,
yet will he warn off an ox
that commeth to the barn to take up any food.

People often grudge others what they cannot enjoy themselves."
-- (Aesop's Fables, Book II, 1.84)

For what it's worth, it seems like it's you and @tstick who require fellacio as a prerequisite to posessing the best commercial LED fixture available. It's more about the "experience" for you two.



I appreciate the endorsement. I clearly have a lot of time on my hands. But, I don't think I could be paid enough to deal with these people on a daily basis.

Seriously, if I were Jeff I think I'd start playing up this angle about how he's different. An FAQ entry:

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Q: Are you the 'Soup Nazi?'

A: Our mission is to bring the latest, most efficient LED technology to market, in a quality build, at affordable prices. The quality of our build requires little support, and this leads to greater awareness within the community through word of mouth. We don't need overhead for marketing and support.

Therefore, we expect our customers to recognize we are a small group holding costs down so we can pass that savings on. Any business will encounter "difficult" customers. Due to the nature of our business, we simply choose not to deal with such customers because to do so would increase our overhead. This would result in higher prices and/or bringing the latest LED technology to market later.

In two years we've had 6 customers out of 2000 whom we've had to say "No soup for you." Mainly because they needed a "bribe" to be our customer. We understand this is unorthodox. But, we're proud to be unorthodox in this manner. It's one of the ways we set ourselves apart from the competition. It's how we added value to the other 1994 customers. It's why we're making it clear in this FAQ.

If you're looking for the best value (technology, quality and price), we're your company. If you need discounts because we made a mistake, or we weren't as congenial as a car salesman, look elsewhere.
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You'd be good at dealing with these fine folks crying over 50$ and letting them know Epistar is what they're paying for . Some peoples kids . I'd like a 2013 discount in 2015 please !!!! Id like to pay more for my light ! It's obnoxious and I can't fault Jeff for speaking his mind cause stupidity is what throws me off my edge of being nice ! You can keep calm cool and collected .
 

deadgro

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This reminds me of my own 'life isn't fair' scenario.

Early 2010 I bought a brand new Mazda. I put $2500 cash down, traded in my worn out, high mileage jeep for $500 and financed the rest.

About 2 months later, cash for clunkers happened. I could've gotten $4000 (!!!) for my trade in for buying a new car with better fuel economy if only I had waited 2 months... I was pissed. But shit happens.

(Hindsight: Cash for Clunkers was a terrible initiative overall.)
 

JimmyIndica

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About 2 months ago I came on here thinkin I knew everything about this tech! Did 2 years worth research! 2 years! Lumigro or Kind K5? I bought the Kind. I will get good use out it, but made a mistake. Couple people on here scolded me! But I got the message! Kind/Platinum/Blackdog Use lesser quality to build the light. FOOTPRINT VS WATT sucks! I have good warranty on the K5 , do I really wanna lose the fixture for months? I don't want free lights! I am not gonna be able to hang enough these things! I am buyin lots more. Just waitin for the new ones in June! Sure I want some AT200s but cannot afford em! Right now that is! A51 Quality/Value Cannot be beat by anyone at this time! OKAY besides the DIY guys! Shoutout? Okay a RW150 over 1 at 40+ day veg is the way to go at this time! HPS/MH what are you guys still doin? At least go Induction! Stone age shit! The buds from these panels are off the hizzy! This gummy Bears I m runnin gonna taste like smoking a jolly rancher with the kick! I bet! Um Um Um I cant wait. TREAT Your Coco like DWC also. Second run is just startin! Got 5 Hso GC/1 liberty Haze/1 G13 Haze/1 707 Headband/1 Blueberry headband/1 StarBud/1 grapefruit Kush/1 Grizzly purp Kush! we will see which 1s make it.
 

THCbreeder

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About 2 months ago I came on here thinkin I knew everything about this tech! Did 2 years worth research! 2 years! Lumigro or Kind K5? I bought the Kind. I will get good use out it, but made a mistake. Couple people on here scolded me! But I got the message! Kind/Platinum/Blackdog Use lesser quality to build the light. FOOTPRINT VS WATT sucks! I have good warranty on the K5 , do I really wanna lose the fixture for months? I don't want free lights! I am not gonna be able to hang enough these things! I am buyin lots more. Just waitin for the new ones in June! Sure I want some AT200s but cannot afford em! Right now that is! A51 Quality/Value Cannot be beat by anyone at this time! OKAY besides the DIY guys! Shoutout? Okay a RW150 over 1 at 40+ day veg is the way to go at this time! HPS/MH what are you guys still doin? At least go Induction! Stone age shit! The buds from these panels are off the hizzy! This gummy Bears I m runnin gonna taste like smoking a jolly rancher with the kick! I bet! Um Um Um I cant wait. TREAT Your Coco like DWC also. Second run is just startin! Got 5 Hso GC/1 liberty Haze/1 G13 Haze/1 707 Headband/1 Blueberry headband/1 StarBud/1 grapefruit Kush/1 Grizzly purp Kush! we will see which 1s make it.
You get em jimmy ... !!! @Eraserhead how much should Id be saving for the new lights ? Can you give at least a "Range" ? I don't want details just an estimation ? Pm if necessary .
 

zippi

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Actually i just checked the site and its changed to send an email to see what can happen,same sure it never used to say that.I have 1 Hans 150w and two 80w i got these as at that time was the best you could get in uk.
 

lmoore2680

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If you find better for cheaper with same or better results let us know Jeff a.k.a eh has already said he moves forward with times. can u? Fanboy no they make GREAT efficient lights for good $. If you're really just doing research u would know @51 is best product for best price

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deadgro

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Must be nice to not be on a budget! What do you spend your money on? Cars, boats, motorcycles? Care to share a pic?
 
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lmoore2680

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If you find better for cheaper with same or better results let us know Jeff a.k.a eh has already said he moves forward with times. can u? Fanboy no they make GREAT efficient lights for good $. If you're really just doing research u would know @51 is best product for best price
 
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Eraserhead

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If I had a nickle for each time you referenced my junk, I'd have a handful of nickles. To be honest, I'm not into men. I'd let you buy me some drinks and maybe clean my house, but then you'd have to go home. And no, I will not show you my junk.

As much as you do talk about it, it seems to me that you might have homesexual tendencies. Not that there's anything wrong with that...
 
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DogKnot

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Must be nice to not be on a budget! What do you spend your money on? Cars, boats, motorcycles? Care to share a pic?
I read a few of your posts and understand that your financial situation and mine are vastly different. I don't have anything to prove. Besides, I'm incognito.
 
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