Did Moses speak to a bush of kush?

sixteenounces

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More than likely mount horeb / mount sinai were in the hindu kush mountain range.. I wonder if Moses was just really high speaking to a burning bush of cannabis...

what do you guys think? possible? I'm high...
 
More than likely mount horeb / mount sinai were in the hindu kush mountain range.. I wonder if Moses was just really high speaking to a burning bush of cannabis...

what do you guys think? possible? I'm high...

Personally I think it was a metaphor but your idea sounds good too. :p
 
What sort of cruel God would put a bush of Kush far, far away from a drive-through? (Or a camel-through ...) cn
 
It was God's stealth grow.

Stealthed from whom ... brain hurts. cn

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I never understood how something that God made could be labelled as the devil's work.

If we're working on the basis that all this bollocks is real, well didn't God create satan that is to say the angel Lucifer who in turn made himself satan as a result of his pride and as such unwillingness to serve.
 
If we're working on the basis that all this bollocks is real, well didn't God create satan that is to say the angel Lucifer who in turn made himself satan as a result of his pride and as such unwillingness to serve.

The mythology gets a bit unclear on that. The angels seem to have accompanied God from "a previous gig". Do you get the impression that the Creation was handled as if by a sloppy amateur? I can just picture our Universe on a PTA shelf somewhere next to all the other second-grade ceramics projects, but not with the prize winners. cn
 
Well, I'll give you my version:

We existed with God before the earth was formed. We were the hosts of heaven that shouted for joy mentioned in Isaiah. We were spiritual beings before we gained our bodies. Everyone was there. Jesus, Lucifer, Adam aka Michael, Noah aka Gabriel, etc., etc.. Free agency was and is one of God's greatest gifts (according to doctrine). Even in the pre-existence (what Mormons call it) we had free choice. Lucifer rebelled because he had the free agency to do so. Jesus was the firstborn and Lucifer was jealous. He wanted all the glory but none of the hardships. His idea was to force everyone to follow the Plan of Salvation which would nullify Free Agency. God said no. Jesus stepped up to the plate and took one for the team. Satan got pissed and threw a major tantrum. He bitched and moaned to a third of the hosts of heaven. They said, "come at me, bro!" There was a war. We fought on the side of God ( we know this because we now have physical bodies and are living on earth as mortals). Satan and his followers were sent packing. Without ever gaining a body. They did not keep, what we refer to as, their first estate (remaining in the presence of God). So they roam the earth angry and bitter and seeking to destroy the lives of men through deception and seduction.
 
I'd like to believe he was tripping balls on shrooms and talked to the wild life. Trees and such, I know I've talked to a few trees and shrubs.
 
I'd like to believe he was tripping balls on shrooms and talked to the wild life. Trees and such, I know I've talked to a few trees and shrubs.

There is speculation that the original language Adam and Eve spoke was taught by God and was the language used when Adam was giving names to the animals. Because of this, Adam had control over them because he knew their true name. We lost that language during the fall of the Tower of Babel and the Confusion of Tongues. If we knew the pure "Adamic" language we too would have power over animals.

Personally I don't hold to that but I thought it was interesting. :)
 
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Well, I'll give you my version:

We existed with God before the earth was formed. We were the hosts of heaven that shouted for joy mentioned in Isaiah. We were spiritual beings before we gained our bodies. Everyone was there. Jesus, Lucifer, Adam aka Michael, Noah aka Gabriel, etc., etc.. Free agency was and is one of God's greatest gifts (according to doctrine). Even in the pre-existence (what Mormons call it) we had free choice. Lucifer rebelled because he had the free agency to do so. Jesus was the firstborn and Lucifer was jealous. He wanted all the glory but none of the hardships. His idea was to force everyone to follow the Plan of Salvation which would nullify Free Agency. God said no. Jesus stepped up to the plate and took one for the team. Satan got pissed and threw a major tantrum. He bitched and moaned to a third of the hosts of heaven. They said, "come at me, bro!" There was a war. We fought on the side of God ( we know this because we now have physical bodies and are living on earth as mortals). Satan and his followers were sent packing. Without ever gaining a body. They did not keep, what we refer to as, their first estate (remaining in the presence of God). So they roam the earth angry and bitter and seeking to destroy the lives of men through deception and seduction.
 
Well, I'll give you my version:

We existed with God before the earth was formed. We were the hosts of heaven that shouted for joy mentioned in Isaiah. We were spiritual beings before we gained our bodies. Everyone was there. Jesus, Lucifer, Adam aka Michael, Noah aka Gabriel, etc., etc.. Free agency was and is one of God's greatest gifts (according to doctrine). Even in the pre-existence (what Mormons call it) we had free choice. Lucifer rebelled because he had the free agency to do so. Jesus was the firstborn and Lucifer was jealous. He wanted all the glory but none of the hardships. His idea was to force everyone to follow the Plan of Salvation which would nullify Free Agency. God said no. Jesus stepped up to the plate and took one for the team. Satan got pissed and threw a major tantrum. He bitched and moaned to a third of the hosts of heaven. They said, "come at me, bro!" There was a war. We fought on the side of God ( we know this because we now have physical bodies and are living on earth as mortals). Satan and his followers were sent packing. Without ever gaining a body. They did not keep, what we refer to as, their first estate (remaining in the presence of God). So they roam the earth angry and bitter and seeking to destroy the lives of men through deception and seduction.

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There is speculation that the original language Adam and Eve spoke was taught by God and was the language used when Adam was giving names to the animals. Because of this, Adam had control over them because he knew their true name. We lost that language during the fall of the Tower of Babel and the Confusion of Tongues. If we knew the pure "Adamic" language we too would have power over animals.

Personally I don't hold to that but I thought it was interesting. :)

I'll bet a beer there are no Adamic words for "friendzoned" or "sexting".

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