Did some autos this season...

ajaygrowshay · Aug 5, 2014

Well I have a good number of other ones going but I decided I'd throw some autos in the ground too and see what I got. I had ten pandoras from paradise, and a variety of freebies from attitude. Out of 15 autos I just chopped today I'll be lucky if I got a lb. it looks, smells, and did I mention looks? Well yeah but yeah. Simply amazing. I didn't know outdoor could look so damn frosty. I didn't feed them at all I only amended the soil with a little blood and bone meal (and some human shit in a bag I bought which was a huuuuggggge mistake but that's another story) so I can't and wasn't expecting too much from them but I'm surprised at just how little they really produce.

derr · Aug 5, 2014

ajaygrowshay · Aug 5, 2014

First real outdoor season too. And I'm noticing some bud rot on some of these. *sigh* time to make some oil.

Garden Boss · Aug 5, 2014

ajaygrowshay said:
Well I have a good number of other ones going but I decided I'd throw some autos in the ground too and see what I got. I had ten pandoras from paradise, and a variety of freebies from attitude. Out of 15 autos I just chopped today I'll be lucky if I got a lb. it looks, smells, and did I mention looks? Well yeah but yeah. Simply amazing. I didn't know outdoor could look so damn frosty. I didn't feed them at all I only amended the soil with a little blood and bone meal (and some human shit in a bag I bought which was a huuuuggggge mistake but that's another story) so I can't and wasn't expecting too much from them but I'm surprised at just how little they really produce.

ugh.. what?

mr sunshine · Aug 5, 2014

U paid for human shit??

Urhighness88 · Aug 5, 2014

Maybe it was a vegans shit? Would that be considered organic?

perdidobandito · Aug 5, 2014

Shit...I got off that a long time ago. Human poo piles can really take a hold of you if you aren't careful. I would suggest a rehab, but then I'd just be talking shit. Shit, wheres the photos?

ajaygrowshay · Aug 5, 2014

Of the human shit? Haha. I don't like taking pics with my phone and don't have a camera otherwise.

perdidobandito · Aug 5, 2014

ajaygrowshay said:
Of the human shit? Haha. I don't like taking pics with my phone and don't have a camera otherwise.

No, not of the shit HAHAHAHA of the yield. But whatever floats your boat - or turd..?

mr sunshine · Aug 5, 2014

Is human shit really beneficial for plants I doubt it....I'm pretty sure the bad outweigh the good....but who knows I'm just talking shit.

Garden Boss · Aug 5, 2014

https://www.rollitup.org/t/no-increased-yield-using-seimen-help.692958/

ajaygrowshay · Aug 5, 2014

perdidobandito said:
No, not of the shit HAHAHAHA of the yield. But whatever floats your boat - or turd..?

I may buy a camera just for some pics of the outdoor or just suck it up and use my phone. I feel like it's so sketchy to use my phone though

ajaygrowshay · Aug 5, 2014

Ya

mr sunshine said:
Is human shit really beneficial for plants I doubt it....I'm pretty sure the bad outweigh the good....but who knows I'm just talking shit.

Ya know I figured might as well try. It was only 8$ a bag and I figured it couldn't hurt too much...

ajaygrowshay · Aug 5, 2014

Like was wrong. But thank god I'm a plant whisperer and give amazing plant massages. I got those botches back in tip top shape

perdidobandito · Aug 5, 2014

I have thought deeply of this shit. Are you suggesting that someone harvests their own shit, proceeds to bag it, then sell it for 8 dollars per bag? No sir, I cant believe that. I am left with only one possible answer; you shit on your own plants in hopes of fertilization. Was it nute burn or the smell that got to you first?

perdidobandito · Aug 5, 2014

poop burn that is

ajaygrowshay · Aug 5, 2014

perdidobandito said:
I have thought deeply of this shit. Are you suggesting that someone harvests their own shit, proceeds to bag it, then sell it for 8 dollars per bag? No sir, I cant believe that. I am left with only one possible answer; you shit on your own plants in hopes of fertilization. Was it nute burn or the smell that got to you first?

I hear peeing by your plants keep deer away so I figured taking a dump would be to the same effect

ajaygrowshay · Aug 5, 2014

perdidobandito said:
poop burn that is

My question is... Will a poop that burns your ass also burn the plant and those that don't won't? Hmm

perdidobandito · Aug 5, 2014

ajaygrowshay said:
My question is... Will a poop that burns your ass also burn the plant and those that don't won't? Hmm

Excerpt from the grower's bible: "...It is a well known fact that human shit is like the best shit for yo' plants. Don't spend no mo' weed money on ferti-whatever. Just squeeze that sweet shit on them bitches and watch the magic happen. Pretty soon they all yellow n' shit like Acapulco gold or sum' shit."

perdidobandito · Aug 5, 2014

ajaygrowshay said:
My question is... Will a poop that burns your ass also burn the plant and those that don't won't? Hmm

"Will a poop." A POOP.......a poop?

Did some autos this season...

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