do you drive stoned?

yeah there's always a perfect car to drive depending on how high you are. i like driving stick when i can actually function behind the wheel. when i can't then i drive automatic... although i do remember being so fuckin high one time i had to pull over because i couldn't remember to breath and drive at the same time...

by the time i had hit second gear i realized i was out of breath :(
 
maybe not as stoned as this guy lol

[video=youtube;LpyQUOxHQIo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpyQUOxHQIo[/video]
 
Carne Seca said:
Nope. I usually have a couple of rug rats that like to tag along with me. Anytime Uncle Carne announces he is going to town and does anyone want anything he gets the same response, "TAKE THE DAMN KIDS WITH YOU!!!" The kids are all, YAY!!! And I'm all... "shit..... "

The inside of my car looks like two tornadoes copulated in the back seat. I have to muck it out every week.

What was the topic again? Oh yeah, Stoned driving. No way in Hell. Any sign of weakness and those little bastards will be all over me like piranhas on an ovulating Capybara.
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You have the funniest posts!! Haaahaahaa
 
So far not an issue for me. I do my smoking at night when i have nowhere I need to go. In fact ... time for a break. cn
 
yes i do lot of times, even drive a lot of times when i am smoking. in india the cops dont pay much attention to pot smokers. they are way more concerned about drunk drivers. many a times even after getting busted i put a brave face like you can check my car i am not drinking, i dont have any bottles or glasses in my car justa water bottle. almost everytime they eat the bait, and i go home baked and smiling. i kind of drive in a nice rythm when i am stoned and traffic jams piss me less when i am stoned.
 
Do I drive stoned? Hell yes I do. I feel like I am a better driver when im stoned lol.

Makes it feel like im playing a game and stupid drivers piss me off so without my green I might end up running someone off the road lol.

Nothing like taking a cruise and listening to music and burning a bowl :)
 
giggles26 said:
Do I drive stoned? Hell yes I do. I feel like I am a better driver when im stoned lol.

Makes it feel like im playing a game and stupid drivers piss me off so without my green I might end up running someone off the road lol.

Nothing like taking a cruise and listening to music and burning a bowl :)
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haha i definitely feel you on driving stoned. that's exactly how i feel. i used to drive my tiny 1.5L honda around and in all honesty i could pretend i was in some type of race car just shifting gears like a pro. i love smoking and driving, i even tinted all my windows so the pigs can't see me. i notice i'm a lot more chill when i drive though, it's very hard for someone to piss me off. when i'm sober different story :P

anyone ever drive along and then you're like "OH FUCK!!! I'm speeding!". Than you look at the cluster and you're going like 10 under lmfao.
 
Granny weed said:
I dont normally drive when I stoned,but about a month a go my youngest son rang me and said he was in the town centre and the cops had pulled him over for being a nuisance on the road! and were going to seize his car, he was very upset and asked me to come and talk to them, it was 8pm in the evening,I had just had a spiff but he insisted I go to his aid so off I went, I drive a mitsubishi warrior L200 crewcab truck she's a big old girl and doesn't take any prisoners if you hit something. When I arrived my son and the cops were standing on the side of the road as I approached them I accidentally mounted the kerb,I then got out of the truck leaving the hand brake off so the truck started to roll forward towards the cop car the cop managed to get inside the truck and pull the hand brake on, by this time my son was really wishing I hadn't gone their I couldn't look the cop in the eye I was looking everywhere else but at them, I tried to reason with them over my sons car and said I would make him take the car home and take the keys off him but no they called a tow truck and towed it away. I then drove back home with my son, when we got back, their was a car parked on the opposite side of the road from our driveway the door was crushed and the window was broken my son and I couldnt make out what had happened to it,until the next day when I discovered I had a broken back light and a scuff mark the same colour as the parked car. I had no idea I had reversed into this car so needless to say I have never driven while stoned again
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haha that's so funny. and your username is granny weed.
 
There's been maybe a handful of times I knew I shouldn't drive bc of how stoned I was. But this was when I was younger, and just started smoking & driving.
 
When i was in middle school and 1st started smoking like 6th or 7th grade my friend took his dads van out at like 3am and we drove out to some back roads by the country and smoked then i staryed to drive and i took a corner to fast and the van went off the road trough a big ditch into a corn field lol i messed the van up pretty good and had to pat the guys dad like 300$ to help fix it and so he wouldnt tell my parents good times
 
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