Doer the ROCKODILE HUNTER - Mass Murder by Rocks, you Vast Idiots

Rocks 1, Guns 0

Ace Yonder said:

I think doer makes a very cogent point. We can outlaw guns entirely now that we know they have been rendered obsolete by rocks. Think how much money we can all save! Think how much the military can save!! I mean, shit, we've been handicapping them with the disadvantage of inferior weapons, when they could have been throwing stones all this time and REALLY kicking some ass! Now that you mention it, my brother in law, an Army Medic who served two tours in Iraq, always talked about how the most severe injuries he treated were from rocks!!! Not bullets, no, he always said "Bullets don't hurt anyone... it's ROCKS that you need to be careful of!!!" I can't believe I didn't remember that until now!

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What is a bullet but a rock fired explosively? What is a rock but a stand off fist?

What is nuke but a stand off rock?

thecannacove said:

TWS - I can't speak for his grows, only his epic rock throwing skillz

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Grow is in my journal and I won't apologize for it.

And I will face you at 10 feet with 2 pound rocks, bare fists, double knives, .40 Glocks, or 3 phase plasma rifles. I challenge, you pick.

The less you like me the more I like it.

thecannacove said:

I was usin' it for a while but thought the original mastermind for the photo and person that created the title "Rockodile Hunter" should have exclusivity to avy privileges.

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See this almost surely bugertime. He dropped out, and got a new stripe. Same as the old stripe.

You lost me when you stated that 100 ft/ second was major league territory.

No major league pitcher pitches that slow.

Sorry math is hard.

Doer we don't dislike ya, just havin some fun bro. If you can't laugh at yourself life is pretty boring.

Doer said:

What is a bullet but a rock fired explosively? What is a rock but a stand off fist?

What is nuke but a stand off rock?

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Please continue to make yourself look stupid(er).

What is a human but the molecules of a star rearranged?

thecannacove said:

Breaking news Doer the Rockodile Hunter was spotted vandalizing a mini-mart this evening. Surveillance cameras filmed the act...

[video=youtube;dnZkl8Pv5ck]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnZkl8Pv5ck[/video]

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He is one SEXY mofo...LMAO and ROFL...

Beefbisquit said:

Please continue to make yourself look stupid(er).

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Well, you are down it all looks like up to you,

The slip slope up to Good, folks. All aboard......in the Twilight Zone.

So, those that are concerned with stupid in a blind forum are indeed the most of all stupid.

You try to stipulate I care what you think. Stick and rock will give hard knocks, and brain you dead.

But, words can never hurt me.

It is the Achilles heel of the modern bonehead. You suppose we care and are stunned by your silly put downs.

But, indeed it is quite comical. HA Haaa.

jointed said:

Doer we don't dislike ya, just havin some fun bro. If you can't laugh at yourself life is pretty boring.

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Oh, I am laughing at you. And I guess you have never seen Bruce Lee. He didn't ever use a gun. And I don't mean in the movies.

I mean in the Hong Kong Triad, and the street challenges,.

But, if you are very lucky, only a gun could stop him...maybe. He would likely toss a dart into your hand.



So, I am not joking. You can laugh at Kung Fu, but be assured we laugh at you.

And you jr boneheads, you know who you are. You may as well not like me, then the feeling is mutual. But, I don't even care about that.

I'm not here to make friends, but I have some. There are some good heads in the bone pile. Not many.

Yes I have seen Bruce Lee, not many possess his skill set. Laugh at me all you want, sticks and stones may break my bones but words, they do not hurt me. You really need to lighten up my friend, this world of ours is way to serious already....J

If an asteroid or aliens are threatening the planet, do you think he could throw Ayer's Rock and defeat the fleet / asteroid and save the day all while Aersomith plays in the background?

DutchKillsRambo said:

If an asteroid or aliens are threatening the planet, do you think he could throw Ayer's Rock and defeat the fleet / asteroid and save the day all while Aersomith plays in the background?

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Never underestimate the power of a well slung stone, Giants have been known to fall.

NoDrama said:

Never underestimate the power of a well slung stone, Giants have been known to fall.

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Or a crate of one big rock above a door.

Doer said:

Oh, I am laughing at you. And I guess you have never seen Bruce Lee. He didn't ever use a gun. And I don't mean in the movies.

I mean in the Hong Kong Triad, and the street challenges,.

But, if you are very lucky, only a gun could stop him...maybe. He would likely toss a dart into your hand.

So, I am not joking. You can laugh at Kung Fu, but be assured we laugh at you.

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It's wild you posted his picture, I was online last night shopping for keychain eskrima sticks, kubatons and self defense pens for my daughter and wife. Looked at dozens of pictures very similar to this one.

MuyLocoNC said:

It's wild you posted this picture, I was online last night shopping for keychain eskrima sticks, kubatons and self defense pens for my daughter and wife. Looked at dozens of pictures very similar to this one.

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Really!>!>?? Too funny. I have been studying short stick lately. You know, pencil size, defense pen size, etc?

Mine is grease stained hickory rod, about 5/8" x 7" with a finger loop.

What's this, sir?

"Oh officer, that is for my motorcycle, to get the grease and crud off my regulator assembly. I forget to toss back into the garage."

May I recommend a good book?...but you probably already know.

Masaaki Hatsumi w/Quintin Chambers Techniques of self defense Stick Fighting.

And as I just witnessed on SAW IV, last night, a sharp pen can save your life. Officer Good Guy, stabbed himself in the throat, as a self tracheotomy, to keep from drowning in the Head full of Water Box.

A tactical pen, I take to work. But, not for the water boxes. Because they don't allow a manager to wire a shotgun under his desk, any more.

Defense pen, It is all about some easy techniques, practiced over and over. And then the sort of "hanger flying" visualization, if you know what I mean. It is so important to always be the other guy. My guy, tracks and defeat the other guy, in my mind before the current action chain, usually chain punching, is initiated. Chain punching is a set up. So, my other guy gets chain punched into the stick submission as an instant visualization, for example.

It is about awareness of position, and bonelocking, pain points, body mass, directions.

But, if you cannot be instantly vicious, no techniques can help, and you will never use a weapon.

So victim to viciousness, without the victim is the real key to self defense as I am sure you know.
What is the reaction to surprise? Nothing else can count.

Hey, it is real Navy Seal Doctine, so I know it is correct.

Doer said:

Or a crate of one big rock above a door.

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Never heard of that metaphor.

NoDrama said:

Never heard of that metaphor.

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Nice one though? I try to type short words.

jointed said:

What the fuck ever dude, go back and hang with UB where you belong....ASS

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CRY out loud.....go CRY out loud......