Does Anyone Know How To Pass Police Urine Test?

Ray Fox

Ray Fox

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Hey guys, so basically just read a lot of possible ways to pass a urine test on RIU, but frankly about 90% of what people say sounds absolutely RETARDED. Does anyone have any credible methods of passing lab reported urine tests? Not just "My boy says..."- No, forget that. No reason to fuck with tha police. These police urine tests are going to be administered randomly so chances are the only real method here is simple: Not to smoke and to study. End of Story. But its going to be hard to not smoke at least a bowl a week or something. As an avid supporter of NORML, and since recently becoming a martyer for cannabis (hence the need for passing a urine test) there is absolutely a need for good, reliable information or simply abstaining from a great thing :leaf: all together.

Thanks Guys,

- Ray Fox
 
strangerdude562

strangerdude562

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Here's my detox recipe that has worked for me 100% of the time
100% concentrated cranberry juice from trader joes or wherever and mix it with a bunch of flax seed meal(powder) and drink at least 1l
It tastes nasty as hell but it works.

You work for a police department?
 
SocataSmoker

SocataSmoker

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You answered your question, quit and study... so that you may have a chance to one day do more for the cause, instead of sitting in a jail cell.
 
Ray Fox

Ray Fox

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Strangerdude562 said:
Here's my detox recipe that has worked for me 100% of the time
100% concentrated cranberry juice from trader joes or wherever and mix it with a bunch of flax seed meal(powder) and drink at least 1l
It tastes nasty as hell but it works.

You work for a police department?
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Is this one of those right-before-the-test recipes or a general detox? And no man, don't work for the police department. But yeah, not a heavy smoker as is, just looking to be a weekly kind of guy now or maybe once every couple of days. Just a bowl or so, not looking to smoke up 20 g's a day or something (or even a g a month now...:cry:).

Never have been a heavy smoker per se, just a consistent onebongsmilie. But all marijuana involvement has stopped for about a month (except for on RIU of course!;-)) and now that the sentence has been made there looks to be no more smoking for the next 3 months to one year. That's right folks, a whole year without smoking. Not likely it'll last a whole year though, because chances are if the urine tests come in clean 2-3 times (from tests administered over the course of 3-4 months) then the entire program gets dropped and the rights Mr. Fox gets as a human being are reenstated. FML
 
notool

notool

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im not sure where to buy it but they sell synthetic urine maybe buy some of that and keep it close if the drug tests are random
 
skiskate

skiskate

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If I was doing a police urine check id straight up not smoke at all. Playing with fire, take the time off and then come back when you are safe to smoke again.
 
Ray Fox

Ray Fox

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Hey so it looks like there won't be a urine test after all! Just have to come in for an interview, speak to the probation officer and that's it, not that the piss hasn't been clean for the last two months, but its great news!
 
Louis541

Louis541

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Get a whizzinator. Or something like it. pretty hard for them to find pot in your piss when they don't have it.
 
TeaTreeOil

TeaTreeOil

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The answer is simple. Dilute your specimen. Any liquid you drink helps. Half a gallon or so should do it.

If that sounds retarded... I'll assume you have never read a specimen release form.
 
j h

j h

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urineluck ive dropped dirty with that twice i always used the omni cleanse detox capsule works everytime
 
kremnon

kremnon

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TeaTreeOil said:
The answer is simple. Dilute your specimen. Any liquid you drink helps. Half a gallon or so should do it.

If that sounds retarded... I'll assume you have never read a specimen release form.
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ful of shit. i don't care how much liquids u drink if u don't have time to detox u need a gimmick.

i used a drink called vale it worked for me for a parole piss test.:hump: it tasted like crushing up a binch of vitamins and throwing it in ur mouth.
 
TeaTreeOil

TeaTreeOil

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kremnon said:
ful of shit. i don't care how much liquids u drink if u don't have time to detox u need a gimmick.

i used a drink called vale it worked for me for a parole piss test.:hump: it tasted like crushing up a binch of vitamins and throwing it in ur mouth.
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You have absolutely no idea how the test works I presume.

The test is 100% based on ppm or parts per million. Very small amounts of the drugs are tested for. Dilution of 2-4x makes the test impossible to fail.

Though you could still get an inconclusive result. Which is caused by dilution of the metabolites used to 'double check' the validity of the specimen.

Detoxing takes several weeks to possibly months.

Right, you drank a liquid which diluted your specimen. Therefore you passed. :dunce:

I've passed around a dozen state tests drinking 64 oz(half gal) of water and taking a complete multivitamin to increase/maintain metabolite levels in the diluted urine.
 
Ray Fox

Ray Fox

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TeaTreeOil said:
You have absolutely no idea how the test works I presume.

The test is 100% based on ppm or parts per million. Very small amounts of the drugs are tested for. Dilution of 2-4x makes the test impossible to fail.

Though you could still get an inconclusive result. Which is caused by dilution of the metabolites used to 'double check' the validity of the specimen.

Detoxing takes several weeks to possibly months.

Right, you drank a liquid which diluted your specimen. Therefore you passed. :dunce:

I've passed around a dozen state tests drinking 64 oz(half gal) of water and taking a complete multivitamin to increase/maintain metabolite levels in the diluted urine.
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Agreed TeaTree, and everyone posting please read the initial statement on this thread... CREDIBLE METHODS.

Well for right now the plan in any worst case scenario of a call for a piss test is to drink 2 Liters of Cranberry-Pomegranate juice and take 200 mg of Niacin (Vitamin B3) every 6 hours.

This appears to be the best method according to High Times and a number of nutrition and health journals. Any smoking is accompanied by 200mg of niacin every 6 hours anyways + a half gallon of water consumed daily (drink lots of tea!!!).

If there is any doubt that this shouldn't work then please speak up!

(Don't warn what not to do, just if you have better methods)
 
TeaTreeOil

TeaTreeOil

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FYI: The specimen release I signed(numerous times) clearly stated: "Drinking more than 8 oz of liquid before the test renders the results invalid. Please inform the tester if you have consumed more than this."

Which is why they give you a 4-6 oz Dixie cup of water, if you need it, and they usually don't offer a refill("lets wait 15 minutes first...")! Well, the armed services recruiters do! I once wanted to join the Air Force.... The recruiter informed me how to pass the piss test. His method? "Drink more water. We'll even let you piss twice if you fail the first time!(or how ever many it takes for you to learn to hydrate)" I didn't even tell him I did drugs. Apparently having long hair was enough for him to inform me of this. As that particular test does not matter anyway, they're just teaching how to pass the real thing. The test that actually matters is administered about 1 week into basic training with a guy that stares at your junk while you piss. Very few people fail this test, as trainees are ordered to hydrate constantly.

The fact of the matter is a properly hydrated person has a very slim chance of failing a piss test. Also, most people are not properly hydrated. And as such, these tests are designed for the majority.

Oh, I scored in the 98th percentile on the ASVAB.
 
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