Don't eat a Turkey this Thursday and save the world!

Canna Sylvan

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To all you bleeding heart liberals wanting to save the planet, don't eat that turkey. It takes enough grain to make five grain turkies to have one real live one. Stop talking about climate change, wasting resources etc. First you need to stop eating four other people's share first. Or, STFU!
 

patlpp

New Member
Turkeys want to get eaten. If I was a turkey I would let you fuck me, thaen chop my head off just to not be a turkey. The turkeys getting pardoned by president Obama are like "Fuck" !! "Kill me please"
 

Carne Seca

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We don't eat turkey for Thanksgiving. We have tamales, sweet relleños, posole, carne adovada, arroz, and refritos. For dessert, tres leches. :)
 

sync0s

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I was just talking to a friend of mine today (whom is native american) about why he and his family celebrate Thanks Giving. Stupid holiday.

Hey, let's kill turkeys and eat them in celebration of the back-stabbing slaughter of Native Americans while we watch a bunch of overpaid testosterone freaks pound each other on the gridiron. Wait! We have to remember to pray to a false deity first!
 

allSmilez

Active Member
I was just talking to a friend of mine today (whom is native american) about why he and his family celebrate Thanks Giving. Stupid holiday.

Hey, let's kill turkeys and eat them in celebration of the back-stabbing slaughter of Native Americans while we watch a bunch of overpaid testosterone freaks pound each other on the gridiron. Wait! We have to remember to pray to a false deity first!
Do your history you fucking liberal. The Spaniards killed off 80% of the Native American population when the White man set foot on North America. Who the fuck you think took over South America and Mexico? NOT THE WHITE MAN!

Yea, make that four turkeys I'll be buying this year.
 

stak

Well-Known Member
I'm gonna kill three turkeys this year. I'll cook one and throw away the other two just for you OP.
 

redivider

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Do your history you fucking liberal. The Spaniards killed off 80% of the Native American population when the White man set foot on North America. Who the fuck you think took over South America and Mexico? NOT THE WHITE MAN!

Yea, make that four turkeys I'll be buying this year.
the spanish didn't kill off the native american population in south america.

Their approach was to marry local women, establish families and become a part of the culture.... that's why there's a large population of Spanish speaking meztizos in Central and South America....
 

beardo

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Congratulations, you just wasted 238 pounds of food. Enough to feed over 500 people.
I didn't waste anything
and I'm going to be sure all the turkey gets eaten, and the carcass will make turkey soup
Are you suggesting we shouldn't let the turkeys eat grain- that would be animal cruelty to starve turkeys
 

Carne Seca

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Do your history you fucking liberal. The Spaniards killed off 80% of the Native American population when the White man set foot on North America. Who the fuck you think took over South America and Mexico? NOT THE WHITE MAN!

Yea, make that four turkeys I'll be buying this year.
uhhh.. no. You're history is fucked up.
 

Canna Sylvan

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I didn't waste anything
and I'm going to be sure all the turkey gets eaten, and the carcass will make turkey soup
Are you suggesting we shouldn't let the turkeys eat grain- that would be animal cruelty to starve turkeys
Those turkeys wouldn't exist in nature with the numbers people raise and then murder them. Captive turkies are fed much more than they eat in the wild, on average each tom eats 85 pounds of feed. Animal consumption attributes to monocropping, which depletes soil and other environmental disasters, like the genocide of bees through colony collapse disorder. If only 80% of the food used to feed animals was instead fed directly to people, not one person on the planet would starve. Not to mention all the waste and pollution from producing animal food products.
 

beardo

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Those turkeys wouldn't exist in nature with the numbers people raise and then murder them. Captive turkies are fed much more than they eat in the wild, on average each tom eats 85 pounds of feed. Animal consumption attributes to monocropping, which depletes soil and other environmental disasters, like the genocide of bees through colony collapse disorder. If only 80% of the food used to feed animals was instead fed directly to people, not one person on the planet would starve. Not to mention all the waste and pollution from producing animal food products.
Turkeys are just batterys for the Matrix, we need oil and sunshine to grow more grain for the turkeys and this way we can have more and bigger turkeys, It helps maintain the illusion, beef cows need grass- I agree we need to stop destroying the bees
 

Canna Sylvan

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What is that? phlegm? Part of a lung?
Only you sicko meat eaters eat that short of shit. Gibblets and hot dogs. You're one to talk. My turkey has a nice moist nutty flavor, not one of decaying dry vomit. That's a roulade. A grain dough rolled with stuffing and wrapped in deep fat fried bean curd.
 

patlpp

New Member
Only you sicko meat eaters eat that short of shit. Gibblets and hot dogs. You're one to talk. My turkey has a nice moist nutty flavor, not one of decaying dry vomit. That's a roulade. A grain dough rolled with stuffing and wrapped in deep fat fried bean curd.
I see. ...............
 
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