Dropped out of school? Can not find a good job?

Here is my business plan. Granted it`s early but thats when I do my best thinking so here goes.
Somehow get 1/4 lb tobaco in yer ass and get arrested, you WILL be havin thangs!

join me from 10-4, we can self loath together... i'm waiting on my blockbuster shirt to dry right now, i hate myself.

A few years ago i hit a rough spot and took a job at Taco Bell. I was 65 years old then and hated myself for it. I hated that I had worked so hard throughout my life, graduated from two masters programs and kept the same job for just over 20 years. i hated it.

However, like Old Bill "willy" Clinton always said, "Blow jobs are better than no jobs."

Soon after I started work at Taco Bell I began to realize that its just another job. Its not so bad. It was just stepping stone to the next stage in my life.

My advice to you is to suck it up. Shelving movies in a video store for minimum wage isnt ideal but its a job. Look for the positive things about the job - laugh about them. Maybe you even get a discount on movie rentals(awesome perk) and you could easily do that job stoned if you wanted to(even better!)

My most important piece of knowledge yet!: Be kind to the people you work with and dont be a dick because youre unhappy with your life at the moment. Take this from an old man with a lot of regrets.

Good luck. its a tough world, we need to be tougher.

G

I only been to county jail 3 times (cook) and every time they have you strip ...bend,spread and cough ..not sure if every county jail is this thorough but never smuggle in Chicago unless you paid guards, not in your ass.

maybe some hot skanks will come in for movies.

ganjames said:

maybe some hot skanks will come in for movies.

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Thats the spirit!

Hot chicks like the movie...? Lol. It's your first day make sure your high when you go in so they think he just looks that way he's not high... good luck today. Stay high.

Lol, a job at blockbuster doesnt sound that taxing on your mind, why dont you spend some time thinking about a serious business plan and start selling something over the internet in your free time. Aswell as bringing a little money in, if it takes off within no time you wont need to work for blockbuster. remember, people make a living selling everything you can buy, it doesnt need to be a new product or a particularly great business plan as long as you can convince a few people to order from you rather than wall mart.

My next job I want is playing checkers with old veterans in the hospital, some of those guys haven't any family.
It pays $0 but it's good work.

dirtsurfr said:

My next job I want is playing checkers with old veterans in the hospital, some of those guys haven't any family.
It pays $0 but it's good work.

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Chess is much more engaging

Ya I'll have that too but for the most part these guys are checker players, but if theres a chess player I'll give them a game.

Blockbuster is belly up, they are all closing down.

That could be a good think hr won't be stuck in his dead end job forever. Stay high.

Yeah I thought blockbuster was going out of business. I actually went to a store and they were selling everything for super cheap got a bunch of series for hella cheap!

dirtsurfr said:

My next job I want is playing checkers with old veterans in the hospital, some of those guys haven't any family.
It pays $0 but it's good work.

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I offered my "voluneer" services and brought my own materials.
I wanted to play "Twister" with the folks in physical therapy.
I brought my genuine vintage "Operation!" game to the Parkinson's clinic.
Heck; i even brought my PS3 to the ocular ward.
Nobody wants skilled volunteer work any more. cn

I was going to rent a ps3 from them before they went under and not return, figured they would not care/know..am i a bad guy?

lol, my wife works with the retchedly old and I think they would love that game
where you have to put the pieces in the holes before it pops them back up at you.
But yeah Operation would be awesome for the heart patients as well.
Id play chess with them but I`m a sore loser and fear I would up in the board
in their saggy old faces.. I keeeeed! But really I `aint doin that!

EDIT: Firefox screws up the links here for me and IE is not checking my spelling
so let me just say fuck it I`m retarded and now you know world!!!
I`m not sneaky or energetic enough to copy and paste to word and back.
Technology brought me all the way here and hung me ass up in front of my I-net homies.

Can someone please 1 start this bitch as UB can not be everywhere when I need him to be.

like ganjames said, just wait for the skanks to come in, give them a few slaps, get them down the docks for the sailors coming off the boats, these sailors are randy bastards they will fuck a button hole in a fur coat, or a bitch with a face like a well skelped arse after 3 months at sea, and you charge 50 bucks a head if you get my pun, you give the skanks half get yourself a crombie, a magnum, a 6 gallon hat, and a fat cigar and you dont take no lip from no fucker then you build up more skanks from there, either that or you wait till your blockbuster shop closes down you break in tamper with the electrics and grow a shit load of skunk in that there empty shop when the windows are boarded up.

WeeGogs said:

like ganjames said, just wait for the skanks to come in, give them a few slaps, get them down the docks for the sailors coming off the boats, these sailors are randy bastards they will fuck a button hole in a fur coat, or a bitch with a face like a well skelped arse after 3 months at sea, and you charge 50 bucks a head if you get my pun, you give the skanks half get yourself a crombie, a magnum, a 6 gallon hat, and a fat cigar and you dont take no lip from no fucker then you build up more skanks from there, either that or you wait till your blockbuster shop closes down you break in tamper with the electrics and grow a shit load of skunk in that there empty shop when the windows are boarded up.

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I didn't realize blockbuster employees had it like that, where do I sign?