Drug test in 2 days...will I be alright?

So I got caught with some friends smoking and am serving a year of probation. We got caught on May 23rd, and I have not smoked since besides June 14th when I got a little 10 bag.

Before getting caught I pretty much was smoking everyday.
I'm 6'1" 175 lbs with not much body fat at all.

I work in an ice factory where I stack ice bags every day. You don't usually sweat much as your inside of a freezer that is 16 degrees, but sometimes you do depending on what you're doing. You are constantly moving though...and work for 7-8 hours a day, 7 days a week.

I have Crohn's disease so my appetite is up and down a lot. Working at a factory, I've found that I eat a lot at break, lunchtime, and after I get out of work just to "refuel" my body.

I drink a lot of water, pop, and Vitamin water...I think I read somewhere that antioxidants help clean the system. I usually drink the XXX kind of vitamin water. It's blueberry/acai/pomegranate and the bottle says its called XXX because it has triple antioxidants.

I'm pretty nervous about passing just because I've never done it before. Do you guys think I'll be fine, or should I do something else to flush my system out more. My friend got tested that I was with and said they test to see if any masks have been used to cover you up. Also, what would happen if I showed up dirty on the test?

Are there any tests that I could buy to see if I'd show up clean now? And if so, where can I find them?

Any and all comments appreciated. Thanks!

buy a couple of detox drinks.

my friend use to smoke up to 2 days before his DT by drinking a ton of vinigar (probably a half a bottle), and a gallon or two of water, you should be good if you use this method.

upinchronic1 said:

my friend use to smoke up to 2 days before his DT by drinking a ton of vinigar (probably a half a bottle), and a gallon or two of water, you should be good if you use this method.

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im doubtful..............

if u smoked in june 14, ull be fine bro 100% i got a drug test tommorow and im high now lol. also for probation. im hoping i can drink enough water to temperaliy shut down my kidney's so they dont alow thc into my urine at the same time has piss any remaining thc out so i can pass my test. works like a charm but i usually dont cut it this close. its a lil uncomfortable to do, and too much water can actualy kill you i hear it makes u drown urself. but i have passed my last 5 piss test in a row like this .wish me luck cuzz u wont need any bro ur gonna pass for sure. ur 6'1 175 thats slim ur metabolism should be fast. im 6'2 and 235-240 and my ass can pass a piss test after 2 weeks of not smoking so im sure u will be fine

Check your local drug stores. There is an at-home urine test for marijuana, costs about $15 and is about as accurate as the prelim tests they use at your probation office. Pretty sure I bought one at CVS before. You might have to check several different stores, but they're out there.

chitownsmoking said:

if u smoked in june 14, ull be fine bro 100% i got a drug test tommorow and im high now lol. also for probation. im hoping i can drink enough water to temperaliy shut down my kidney's so they dont alow thc into my urine at the same time has piss any remaining thc out so i can pass my test. works like a charm but i usually dont cut it this close. its a lil uncomfortable to do, and too much water can actualy kill you i hear it makes u drown urself. but i have passed my last 5 piss test in a row like this .wish me luck cuzz u wont need any bro ur gonna pass for sure. ur 6'1 175 thats slim ur metabolism should be fast. im 6'2 and 235-240 and my ass can pass a piss test after 2 weeks of not smoking so im sure u will be fine

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Whoa now.. you don't want to shut your kidneys down. That will kill you.

it works man

My mom's ex used to pass weekly drug tests by drinking a gelatin solution. You buy Certo and mix it and drink it before the test. It's hard to get ahold of, however, so you can flush your system by drinking a shit load of water and then eating a ton of red meat the night before and morning of the test and also taking one b vitamin the day of. The meat and vtamin counteract the flushing you did. You could also buy a kit, but you must be sure it's the most up to date one, because they test for the herbs in the older kits.

Just drink a shit load of water that's all. I'm talking like 7 full cups.

chitownsmoking said:

it works man

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Well, you're still alive, so your kidneys didn't shut down.

Trust me, kidney failure = death if you don't find a donor for an immediate transplant.

You get year of probation for smoking weed? That's fucked up....
Whatever happend to they take your weed, and give you a $100 fine.
I've never heard of that. The laws must be different where you live.

BongJuice said:

You get year of probation for smoking weed? That's fucked up....
Whatever happend to they take your weed, and give you a $100 fine.
I've never heard of that. The laws must be different where you live.

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Take your weed and give you a $100 fine? Not in most of the US, unfortunately. Here in VA they take your ass directly to jail (unless it's your first charge ever, and the magistrate lets you out on recognizance) for even the smallest amount of pot. 2nd offense is punishable by up to a year in jail.

doobnVA said:

Take your weed and give you a $100 fine? Not in most of the US, unfortunately. Here in VA they take your ass directly to jail (unless it's your first charge ever, and the magistrate lets you out on recognizance) for even the smallest amount of pot. 2nd offense is punishable by up to a year in jail.

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This is what happends in NY (where I live) according to Norml.


Possession25 g or less (first offense)civil citationnone$100 25 g or less (second offense)civil citationnone$200 25 g or less (3rd offense) misdemeanor 5 days and/or fine $250 25 g to 2 oz*misdemeanor 3 months $500 2 to 8 ozclass A misdemeanor 1 year and/or fine $1,000 8 to 16 oz (first felony)class E felony1-4 years and/or fine,
if second offense- 3-4 years (mandatory ½ jail sentence) $5,000 16 oz to 10 lbs (first felony)class D felony1 - 15 years and/or fine,
if 2nd offense mandatory ½ jail sentence $5,000More than 10 lbs (first felony)class C felony1 - 15 years and/or fine,
if 2nd offense mandatory ½ jail sentence $5,000

Your kidneys won't shut down if you drink a lot(I know, I had a KIDNEY transplant 6 years ago)

What the water does is flush your system, you will still have THC but with that much water the concentration is highly diluted and therefore below the test threshold.

To the OP You're fine dude, if you're really freaked out you can always drink cranberry juice or any other healthy natural drink thats a diruetic

Hope that helps

Listen guys/gals. Do Not try to cover/hide marijuana in your urine.

There are alot rumors about detox drinks, and home remedies, but I dont trust any of them!!!

You need to buy some dehydrated urine, or synthetic urine at your local head shop or online.

Trust me, I have been through all kinds of drug tests, and the best solution is buying pure urine.

I know it sounds funny and Im pretty stoned too, but seriously, this shit works!!!!

ya your good

if your nervous piss before into the cup and then into the cup and then piss the rest in the toielt, thc usaully comes out at the beginning and at the end of your piss, not the middle

diamond doggy said:

if your nervous piss before into the cup and then into the cup and then piss the rest in the toielt, thc usaully comes out at the beginning and at the end of your piss, not the middle

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wow. one of the dumbest things Ive ever heard

diamond doggy said:

if your nervous piss before into the cup and then into the cup and then piss the rest in the toielt, thc usaully comes out at the beginning and at the end of your piss, not the middle

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dude wtf are you thinking?